En skikkelig god historie om Robert Pattinson fra Cannes OG Rob avslører hemmeligheten bak sin tilsynelatende ro...

Ei jente som heter Zoe har følgende historie fra sitt møte med Rob i Cannes (og mine kommentarer i kursiv):


Fra zoegriffin.wordpress.com.

"Good news girls – Robert Pattinson is officially single. Allerede her begynner jeg å like historien.

I waltzed over for a little flirt you slut as soon as I saw him at the AmFar charity dinner in the exclusive Hotel du Cap in Antibes.

After warming him up by telling him he is the second best looking vampire in the world, (because Brad Pitt was in Interview With a Vampire), we had a long chat about all matters of the heart. Hva? Du er ikke verdig. På den annen side: veldig laidback og kult.

I just wanted to eat Robert up / snog his face off when he told me: “I haven’t had a girlfriend in ages. Han snakker EGENTLIG om sex. I’m not very settled at all. I’ve spent every night of the last six months in hotel rooms around the world. I haven’t been back to my parents house in six whole months. There is no way a girl would put up with that.”

Uhhhh, HELLOOOOO – I’d give it a damn good shot and I’m sure many other girls would consider it. Amen.

But Robert added: “I don’t even find time to meet anyone. If I’m not working then I am doing interviews and if I am not doing interviews then I am attending corporate and charity events where I have to be on my best behaviour to stop photos getting out. Dette er jo litt trist. Tross alt. Og paranoid. Flott.

“Basically, I don’t have time for fun. It’s 2am now and I am getting up about 5am to go to Rome for five days. Then I’m going somewhere else and then to LA. I’m filming another Twilight that will be released this year and next year I should have three movies out.” Dobbelttrist!

At this point, I was starting to think he was a bit of a moaner until he looked me in the eyes with his full-on glare and I tried not to swoon as he said: “I seriously need to party! I’m just worried that if I start partying I won’t stop as it’s been so long. What can I do?”

Given that he had to get a flight the next day, I told him that the best option would be to get some sleep. He’ll thank me for it in the long-term and remember me as I bet many girls don’t tell him that." Hell no.

Historien er nesten for perfekt til å være sann, på den annen side...jeg velger å tro at den er sann.

Så over til hemmeligheten:

Jeg hadde forventet mye mer nerver og angst i forbindelse med innspillingen av New Moon, og har opplevd Robert Pattinson som overraskende avslappet (nå høres det ut som om jeg kjenner han godt, jeg mener, på det lille jeg har sett av klipp og intervjuer...og uh...telefonsamtalene våre...).

Men nå skjønner jeg det. Robward har bare en birolle i New Moon. Selvfølgelig. Dermed er det ikke noe press, det er jo KStew som skal bære filmen, ikke Rob...

Velkommen til la-la land. Også kjent som fornektelse. Muligens valiumrus. Og et stort hurra for RPattz!


Fra ohheythur2 via Robsessed.

Den sanne historien til Zoe fant jeg hos Robsessed.