I min evige søken etter Robhottievideoer kommer jeg over litt av hvert. Det er fint, artig, kanske hot, eller ganske ofte hot, men ikke akkurat en Robhottie.
Slik som denne. Her er det Cullenaction for alle penga. Med en dæsj drama. Og vi kommer aldri heeeeelt utenom hotnessen...
Fra ROBZSINGER1.
Viser innlegg med etiketten Emmet. Vis alle innlegg
Viser innlegg med etiketten Emmet. Vis alle innlegg
tirsdag 29. mars 2011
søndag 13. mars 2011
Et par nye bilder fra Eclipse
Mens Chris Weitz twitrer videre og mimrer om New Moon, og filmmusikken til Water for Elephants er på trappene, plasserer jeg meg midt i mellom og ser på nye, gamle fra Eclipse.
Det skal visstnok være første gang akkurat disse bildene kommer for seg selv.
Alle funnet borte hos Irish Twilight Sisters.
Det skal visstnok være første gang akkurat disse bildene kommer for seg selv.
Alle funnet borte hos Irish Twilight Sisters.
fredag 26. november 2010
Ny, forlenget scene: Someone's creating an army
Lyden er litt dårlig, og jeg har vært urutinert og latt radionen stå på for fulle mugger i naborommet, altså for langt unna til at jeg gadd å lette på rumpa og skru den av for å høre hva som ble sagt, men det er sikkert fab. Det er alltid fab (unntatt parykkhelvetet):
Fra Alteclink via Robsessed.
Fra Alteclink via Robsessed.
mandag 4. oktober 2010
Cullenfamilien i badeandversjon
Jeg sier det igjen: Å, Twilight.
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| Fra Twilight Portugal via Gossip-dance. |
torsdag 29. juli 2010
WTF?!??? Emmett er i ferd med å slå Edward
Borte hos EW har de en Sexy Beast-konkurranse gående, og denne uka er det Edward vs. Emmet. Ikke noe nytt i det, kanskje, bortsett fra at Emmett leder. Hva?!??
Er Robmojoen borte? Har Emmettfansen organisert seg? Har ekte magemusker plutselig begynt å populært? Har all hundeluftingen til Kellan Lutz hjernevasket folk? Er bildene fra WFA-settet ikke distribuert godt nok? Jeg skjønner ingenting:-)
Borte hos EW kan du også foreta virkelig vanskelige valg, som Alcide vs. Eric Northman. Sukk.
Alle bilder knipset fra EW.
Funnet via Twilight Lexicon.
Er Robmojoen borte? Har Emmettfansen organisert seg? Har ekte magemusker plutselig begynt å populært? Har all hundeluftingen til Kellan Lutz hjernevasket folk? Er bildene fra WFA-settet ikke distribuert godt nok? Jeg skjønner ingenting:-)
Borte hos EW kan du også foreta virkelig vanskelige valg, som Alcide vs. Eric Northman. Sukk.
Alle bilder knipset fra EW.
Funnet via Twilight Lexicon.
lørdag 19. juni 2010
TB oppdaterer seg på siste dagers Eclipsesnacks, og ikke minst Robert Pattinsons sexliv
Wohoo fra Junaiten! Nærmere bestemt Twilightisco San Francisco.
Etter en lang og strabasiøs ferd og noen timers skoshopping (det er viktig å prioritere - Golden Gate Bridge står der liksom, mens skosalget på Macy's bare varte i en dag), er det endelig på tide å oppdatere seg på litt Eclipse.
For å være ærlig har jeg ikke sett så mye Twilightgreier enda, bortsett fra på forsiden av sladrebladene på flyplassen, men jeg har som sagt tilbragt mine første timer i Junaiten inne i en skobutikk to kvartaler fra hotellet.
På den annen side stilte venninna mi opp i Robert Pattinson sex-skjorta (vi vet alle hva det betyr), og på direkte spørsmål om hva faen dette var hun hadde hatt kontakt (eller skal jeg si "hengt") med Rob i det siste,svarte hun: "Synes du ikke jeg fortjener det?".
Jeg velger å overse.
Det kommer virkelig nye klipp daglig, men er dette virkelig den 13. TV-traileren? I så fall, jøye meg:-)
Fra OneLuckyKid.
Jeg tror de har rett:
Fra O.
De har ikke 13 TV-trailere borte på den offisielle Twilightsiden, men de er da også litt trege - det kan gå både en og to uker fra første gang vi ser noe til det er "offisielt". Dessuten går jeg litt i surr - er denne, "Ready", hwlt ny eller ganske lik? La meg på dette tidspunktet minne om at jetlag og overtrøtthet er som å ha høy promille.
Den her har jeg også missa. Team Riley, anyone? For ikke å snakke om Jasper (selv med det håret...)
Youtube, you are my life now. Og Eclipse Movie kommer ikke så langt bak.
Etter en lang og strabasiøs ferd og noen timers skoshopping (det er viktig å prioritere - Golden Gate Bridge står der liksom, mens skosalget på Macy's bare varte i en dag), er det endelig på tide å oppdatere seg på litt Eclipse.
For å være ærlig har jeg ikke sett så mye Twilightgreier enda, bortsett fra på forsiden av sladrebladene på flyplassen, men jeg har som sagt tilbragt mine første timer i Junaiten inne i en skobutikk to kvartaler fra hotellet.
På den annen side stilte venninna mi opp i Robert Pattinson sex-skjorta (vi vet alle hva det betyr), og på direkte spørsmål om
Jeg velger å overse.
Det kommer virkelig nye klipp daglig, men er dette virkelig den 13. TV-traileren? I så fall, jøye meg:-)
Fra OneLuckyKid.
Jeg tror de har rett:
Fra O.
De har ikke 13 TV-trailere borte på den offisielle Twilightsiden, men de er da også litt trege - det kan gå både en og to uker fra første gang vi ser noe til det er "offisielt". Dessuten går jeg litt i surr - er denne, "Ready", hwlt ny eller ganske lik? La meg på dette tidspunktet minne om at jetlag og overtrøtthet er som å ha høy promille.
Den her har jeg også missa. Team Riley, anyone? For ikke å snakke om Jasper (selv med det håret...)
Youtube, you are my life now. Og Eclipse Movie kommer ikke så langt bak.
lørdag 12. juni 2010
17 dager igjen og enda et klipp fra Eclipse
Hmmm. Lurer på om de har tenkt å slippe en video hver dag fram til premieren? En jente kan i hvert fall drømme:-)
Her er jakten i ravinen. Vi har sett små glimt før, men ikke hele greia. OMT! Veldig kult. Nesten litt snikende tiger-isj, bare med raske vampyrer. Dette skjer vel når Edward og Bella er i Jacksonville?
Fra HDTrailerzz via Gossip-dance.
Jeg har også oppdatert intervjuene fra i natt med Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Dakota Fanning, Kellan Lutz og Elizabeth Reaser.
For ikke å snakke om at det har kommet nye intervjuer med David Slade, Melissa Rosenberg og Wyck Godfrey!
Her er jakten i ravinen. Vi har sett små glimt før, men ikke hele greia. OMT! Veldig kult. Nesten litt snikende tiger-isj, bare med raske vampyrer. Dette skjer vel når Edward og Bella er i Jacksonville?
Fra HDTrailerzz via Gossip-dance.
Jeg har også oppdatert intervjuene fra i natt med Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, Dakota Fanning, Kellan Lutz og Elizabeth Reaser.
For ikke å snakke om at det har kommet nye intervjuer med David Slade, Melissa Rosenberg og Wyck Godfrey!
onsdag 9. juni 2010
fredag 7. mai 2010
Laaaaang Eclipsespoiler og andre Eclipseherligheter
Her er flere Eclipsenyheter, kryssklippet med bildegodbiter jeg har plukket opp her og der de siste dagene!
Nytt bilde av Jacob og Bella!
Fra KStewDevotee via Eclipse Movie.
Flere rapporter fra Oprahvisningen av Eclipse tikker inn. Her er en laaang rapport om hva filmen handlet om. Jada, jada, vi vet jo hva den handler om. Men detaljene, liksom. Og hvor bra det var.
Edward og Bella i høy kvalitet. Klikk og nyt. Eller enda bedre - skriv ut (eller bruk photoshop om du har sånne skillz), lim inn fjeset ditt og nyt.
Via Thinking of Rob.
Kellan Lutz sier at filmen blir mer guttevennlig: ""The Twilight Saga's Eclipse" will be popular with guys. Kellan Lutz, who plays vampire Emmett Cullen in the cinematic adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's novel, says there is a lot of "cool stunts" and "a lot of fighting" that men will want to see in the film."
Cullengutta. Liker sinna-Edward. Fin variasjon fra lidende-Edward:-)
Fra LA Times.
""The guys are going to bring their girlfriends to this one, mark my words," he said. "There's a lot of fighting, a lot of cool stunts. It's a little darker. The stuff I've seen so far is amazing. Amazing. The music is great. Everything is just really captivating. I'm excited to see it, and I'm excited for the fans to see it.""
Hvis du ser nøye etter, ser du Seth. Wohoo!
Via Twi-fecta.
"The 25-year-old actor also admits he had to do some odd work while filming, including head-butting cardboard cut outs, and is therefore excited to seeing the finished product himself. He told the Los Angeles Times newspaper, "It was a bit weird, like for the main battle scene where the newborns come in. I mean, we're looking at these cardboard cut outs as we're acting, as we're supposed to be head-butting creatures.""
Zombie Vampyrhæren!
"So to see it live on the screen is so cool. And running on the treadmills to do the chase scene was awesome. We were being pulled by a truck going really fast to make it seem like we were running at vampiric speed. To see it on screen, it looks epic.""
Volturi.
Via Gossip-Dance.
Jeg er fortsatt litt sjokkskadet over hvor bra ideen med å sende Robert Pattinson hjem til folk var. Her er enda en søt beretning.
Oprah.
Fra en-eller-annen-Oprah-fan. Kanskje. Via Eclipse Movie.
53 dager igjen.
Nytt bilde av Jacob og Bella!
Fra KStewDevotee via Eclipse Movie.
Flere rapporter fra Oprahvisningen av Eclipse tikker inn. Her er en laaang rapport om hva filmen handlet om. Jada, jada, vi vet jo hva den handler om. Men detaljene, liksom. Og hvor bra det var.
Edward og Bella i høy kvalitet. Klikk og nyt. Eller enda bedre - skriv ut (eller bruk photoshop om du har sånne skillz), lim inn fjeset ditt og nyt.
Via Thinking of Rob.
Kellan Lutz sier at filmen blir mer guttevennlig: ""The Twilight Saga's Eclipse" will be popular with guys. Kellan Lutz, who plays vampire Emmett Cullen in the cinematic adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's novel, says there is a lot of "cool stunts" and "a lot of fighting" that men will want to see in the film."
Cullengutta. Liker sinna-Edward. Fin variasjon fra lidende-Edward:-)
Fra LA Times.
""The guys are going to bring their girlfriends to this one, mark my words," he said. "There's a lot of fighting, a lot of cool stunts. It's a little darker. The stuff I've seen so far is amazing. Amazing. The music is great. Everything is just really captivating. I'm excited to see it, and I'm excited for the fans to see it.""
Hvis du ser nøye etter, ser du Seth. Wohoo!
Via Twi-fecta.
"The 25-year-old actor also admits he had to do some odd work while filming, including head-butting cardboard cut outs, and is therefore excited to seeing the finished product himself. He told the Los Angeles Times newspaper, "It was a bit weird, like for the main battle scene where the newborns come in. I mean, we're looking at these cardboard cut outs as we're acting, as we're supposed to be head-butting creatures.""
"So to see it live on the screen is so cool. And running on the treadmills to do the chase scene was awesome. We were being pulled by a truck going really fast to make it seem like we were running at vampiric speed. To see it on screen, it looks epic.""
Volturi.
Via Gossip-Dance.
Jeg er fortsatt litt sjokkskadet over hvor bra ideen med å sende Robert Pattinson hjem til folk var. Her er enda en søt beretning.
Oprah.
Fra en-eller-annen-Oprah-fan. Kanskje. Via Eclipse Movie.
53 dager igjen.
fredag 30. april 2010
The Cullens snakker BLODBADET Eclipse, mens Boo Boo snakker Seth
LA Times har snakket med Elizabeth Reaser, Peter Facinelli og Nikki Reed - også kjent som Esme, Carlisle og Rosalie (som om jeg må fortelle det!) om BLODBADET Eclipse. Her er et utdrag.
*Hvorfor, hvorfor er det hele 60 dager igjen?*
""This time around, you get to see their true vampire-ness," said Peter Facinelli, who plays head vampire Dr. Carlisle Cullen in the series based on the bestselling books by Stephenie Meyer."
RAWR - I'm an angry vampire.
Fra Kirk McKoy/LA Times.
"What can we expect from the pale-faced Cullen family (which includes the Hale siblings) this go around? Here's what the actors say audiences can expect from the story and their characters:
Facinelli: "For me, as Carlisle, it's an exciting portion of the series. Carlisle is very compassionate and he has a lot of killing to do in this movie. I joke, after he kills the bad guys, he says he's sorry in his head. And, you know, he's calm and level-headed. He's the rock of the family. He usually has a lot of information to draw from because Alice can see into the future and Edward can read minds. In this third movie, he's not getting that information. Neither one of his sources are working, so he's kind of flying blind.""
Stille før stormen.
Via ILBWS.
"Reaser: "Esme is still a vampire. She still wants to kill people all day long. It was interesting to get in touch with the vampire side of her in ways that haven't really been explored. Her family is in danger and that brings out the mama bear in her."
"They're coming! THEY'RE COMING!"
Via Thinking of Rob.
"Ashley Greene (as Alice Cullen): "Yeah, she's delicate and prissy at times, but Alice gets a little edgier with each installment. And with these vampires messing with her family and the people she loves, you're going to see a bit of her toughness. It's a reminder to the audience that even though we restrain ourselves at times, we're still vampires and we're dangerous. You're going to see the dark, dangerous side of Alice.""
"The family that slays together, stays together".
Via Thinking of Rob.
"Kellan Lutz (as Emmett Cullen): "You're going to see a smile on Emmett's face from start to finish. He just loves to fight. And there's a lot of fighting. He sort of plays bigger in this one than the others."
Jackson Rathbone (as Jasper Hale): "You'll get to see a little bit of the root of what makes Jasper so withdrawn and quiet in the Cullen family. Fans will get some of Jasper's back story in ‘Eclipse.' I got to wear the whole Civil War gear and everything. There's a bit of the softer and darker side of Jasper in this film.""
"Du får tenke for oss alle, Carlisle".
Via examiner.com.
Nikki Reed (as Rosalie Hale): "You see a reason for her attitude. I think fans will feel for her. There was a bit of that in ‘New Moon.' Fans got to see a bit of her sensitive side. Her sane side. Her logical side. And her desire to help her family. This time around, she is much more of a participant. She's a survivor. This is her family. So if protecting Bella means protecting her family, she's going to do it.""
BlodBAAAAAAAAAAD!
Via Thinking of Rob.
"Robert Pattinson (as Edward Cullen): Snagging a phone interview with the brooding dreamboat — who was overseas shooting his latest film, "Bel Ami" — proved difficult. So what can we expect from the lovesick Edward? He promises to love Bella "every moment of forever," as the trailer reveals. He's still hesitant about her becoming a vampire. He's determined to protect her from Victoria. And he's vying with Jacob for her affections. Oh, the life of an antique teenage vampire."
Til slutt - lenke til Boo Boo Stewart som snakker Seth og Eclipse (videoen nektet å la seg kopiere).
Funnet via ILBWS, TwiCrack og Gossip-Dance.
*Hvorfor, hvorfor er det hele 60 dager igjen?*
""This time around, you get to see their true vampire-ness," said Peter Facinelli, who plays head vampire Dr. Carlisle Cullen in the series based on the bestselling books by Stephenie Meyer."
RAWR - I'm an angry vampire.
Fra Kirk McKoy/LA Times.
"What can we expect from the pale-faced Cullen family (which includes the Hale siblings) this go around? Here's what the actors say audiences can expect from the story and their characters:
Facinelli: "For me, as Carlisle, it's an exciting portion of the series. Carlisle is very compassionate and he has a lot of killing to do in this movie. I joke, after he kills the bad guys, he says he's sorry in his head. And, you know, he's calm and level-headed. He's the rock of the family. He usually has a lot of information to draw from because Alice can see into the future and Edward can read minds. In this third movie, he's not getting that information. Neither one of his sources are working, so he's kind of flying blind.""
Stille før stormen.
Via ILBWS.
"Reaser: "Esme is still a vampire. She still wants to kill people all day long. It was interesting to get in touch with the vampire side of her in ways that haven't really been explored. Her family is in danger and that brings out the mama bear in her."
"They're coming! THEY'RE COMING!"
Via Thinking of Rob.
"Ashley Greene (as Alice Cullen): "Yeah, she's delicate and prissy at times, but Alice gets a little edgier with each installment. And with these vampires messing with her family and the people she loves, you're going to see a bit of her toughness. It's a reminder to the audience that even though we restrain ourselves at times, we're still vampires and we're dangerous. You're going to see the dark, dangerous side of Alice.""
"The family that slays together, stays together".
Via Thinking of Rob.
"Kellan Lutz (as Emmett Cullen): "You're going to see a smile on Emmett's face from start to finish. He just loves to fight. And there's a lot of fighting. He sort of plays bigger in this one than the others."
Jackson Rathbone (as Jasper Hale): "You'll get to see a little bit of the root of what makes Jasper so withdrawn and quiet in the Cullen family. Fans will get some of Jasper's back story in ‘Eclipse.' I got to wear the whole Civil War gear and everything. There's a bit of the softer and darker side of Jasper in this film.""
"Du får tenke for oss alle, Carlisle".
Via examiner.com.
Nikki Reed (as Rosalie Hale): "You see a reason for her attitude. I think fans will feel for her. There was a bit of that in ‘New Moon.' Fans got to see a bit of her sensitive side. Her sane side. Her logical side. And her desire to help her family. This time around, she is much more of a participant. She's a survivor. This is her family. So if protecting Bella means protecting her family, she's going to do it.""
BlodBAAAAAAAAAAD!
Via Thinking of Rob.
"Robert Pattinson (as Edward Cullen): Snagging a phone interview with the brooding dreamboat — who was overseas shooting his latest film, "Bel Ami" — proved difficult. So what can we expect from the lovesick Edward? He promises to love Bella "every moment of forever," as the trailer reveals. He's still hesitant about her becoming a vampire. He's determined to protect her from Victoria. And he's vying with Jacob for her affections. Oh, the life of an antique teenage vampire."
Til slutt - lenke til Boo Boo Stewart som snakker Seth og Eclipse (videoen nektet å la seg kopiere).
Funnet via ILBWS, TwiCrack og Gossip-Dance.
fredag 2. april 2010
En sammenlignende studie av Cullenfamilien
Vi er ferdig med den sammenlignende studien av Edward, Bella og Jacob i Twilight, New Moon og Eclipse, for ikke å snakke om Edward vs. Edward i Twilight og New Moon.
Så nå er det på tide å studere the Cullenfamilien:
Fra cullensnews via Eclipse Movie.
Jeg synes ikke forandringene er all verden - bare at de virker hippekulere i Eclipse enn i New Moon, og ingen er vel i mot at garderoben til Alice får en piff etter New Moon, med ett unntak: Håret til Jasper. WTF? Er det en intern greie å gjøre håret hans verre og verre for hver film? Et veddemål?
Bare 88 dager igjen til Eclipse!
Så nå er det på tide å studere the Cullenfamilien:
Fra cullensnews via Eclipse Movie.
Jeg synes ikke forandringene er all verden - bare at de virker hippekulere i Eclipse enn i New Moon, og ingen er vel i mot at garderoben til Alice får en piff etter New Moon, med ett unntak: Håret til Jasper. WTF? Er det en intern greie å gjøre håret hans verre og verre for hver film? Et veddemål?
Bare 88 dager igjen til Eclipse!
søndag 14. mars 2010
En nærstudie av Eclipse
Siden det ser ut som om det er det her vi får om Eclipse på en stund, må vi gå i dybden.
Her er en nærstudie av i-kulissene-på-Eclipsevideoen fra i går, med utvalgte stillbilder, for å være sikker på at vi får med oss a-b-s-o-l-u-t-t a-l-t:
Fra spaceheatersftw.
Fikk du forresten med deg de ekstra ti sekundene fra MTV?
Mer? Her er en enda lengre video med enda flere stillbilder fra Eclipsevideoen i går.
For å finne DIN favoritt, anbefaler jeg bildegalleriet borte hos Thinking of Rob, de har mer enn 85 stillbilder å velge mellom. Her er mine favoritter:
Edward. Alltid Edward.
Bella, og det som må være hånda til Edward?
Litt Bella&Jacobaction. Jada, Taylor se bra ut!
Puh. Det blir skjorteløshet i Eclipse også.
Cullen, klare for business.
Jeg kjente nesten ikke igjen Rosalie! Hele familen er så alvorlige og klare for kamp...og det stemmer jo.
Nye Victoria. Det blir bra!
Jeg må bare se forbi den nesa (ikke si at du ikke tenkte det samme.) *Er jeg et dårlig menneske da? Jeg diger jo Bryce Dallas Howard? Men den nesa fylte liksom hele Victoriafjeset?*
Vår nye venn Riley. Hallo, hallo!
Noen i vannet.
I klippet ser vi at noen faller/kastes i vannet, og her ser det som om personen flyter nedover en liten foss. Men er det Riley? Emmet? Tilfeldig vampyr?
Bålfesten til quileutene.
De har flyttet bålfesten fra klippene til Jacobs bakgård. Pytt sann.
Er det...det må da være...Edward og Riley som slåss?
Alle fra Thinking of Rob.
La oss heller ikke undervurdere gleden av å se Eclipsetraileren om og om og om og om og om og om igjen!
Her er en nærstudie av i-kulissene-på-Eclipsevideoen fra i går, med utvalgte stillbilder, for å være sikker på at vi får med oss a-b-s-o-l-u-t-t a-l-t:
Fra spaceheatersftw.
Fikk du forresten med deg de ekstra ti sekundene fra MTV?
Mer? Her er en enda lengre video med enda flere stillbilder fra Eclipsevideoen i går.
For å finne DIN favoritt, anbefaler jeg bildegalleriet borte hos Thinking of Rob, de har mer enn 85 stillbilder å velge mellom. Her er mine favoritter:
Edward. Alltid Edward.
Bella, og det som må være hånda til Edward?
Litt Bella&Jacobaction. Jada, Taylor se bra ut!
Puh. Det blir skjorteløshet i Eclipse også.
Cullen, klare for business.
Jeg kjente nesten ikke igjen Rosalie! Hele familen er så alvorlige og klare for kamp...og det stemmer jo.
Nye Victoria. Det blir bra!
Jeg må bare se forbi den nesa (ikke si at du ikke tenkte det samme.) *Er jeg et dårlig menneske da? Jeg diger jo Bryce Dallas Howard? Men den nesa fylte liksom hele Victoriafjeset?*
Vår nye venn Riley. Hallo, hallo!
Noen i vannet.
I klippet ser vi at noen faller/kastes i vannet, og her ser det som om personen flyter nedover en liten foss. Men er det Riley? Emmet? Tilfeldig vampyr?
Bålfesten til quileutene.
De har flyttet bålfesten fra klippene til Jacobs bakgård. Pytt sann.
Er det...det må da være...Edward og Riley som slåss?
Alle fra Thinking of Rob.
La oss heller ikke undervurdere gleden av å se Eclipsetraileren om og om og om og om og om og om igjen!
torsdag 4. mars 2010
Gøy med Cullens!
Siden det er dagen for random tull og tøys (i motsetning til alle andre dager!), synes jeg det er passende å poste en skikkelig gla'Twilightvideo. Ja, det går faktisk an!
Det ble ikke rart i det hele tatt - jeg fikk bare den der gode, litt forelska magefølelsen. Igjen.
Fra Lostimortal2.
Det ble ikke rart i det hele tatt - jeg fikk bare den der gode, litt forelska magefølelsen. Igjen.
Fra Lostimortal2.
søndag 4. oktober 2009
Twilightporno
Jeg har en stund lurt på hvorfor ingen har gitt ut en bok med Twilightporno enda. Dette er selvfølgelig helt normalt å lure på, på samme måte som det er normalt å gi bort bøker som Porno for kvinner til sine venninner i julegave.
Utvalget er i hvert fall stort - her er et lite knippe godsaker:
Nei, absolutt ikke.
Ingen. Kommentar. *Lovlig i Norge*
PFac gjør ingenting for meg. Sorry.
Kellan? Oh yes.
Skoleeksempelet på hva en Twilightpornobok kunne inneholde:
Oh, no, YOU are the sexy beast...
IKKE gjør dette hjemme. IKKE en god ide.
Alle bildene er fra twifans. De har pornofredager. Just sayin'.
Hva? Ikke noe Robert Pattinson? Har jeg mistet grepet? (Igjen?) Neida, ikke fortvil, jeg sitter på noe saftig Robporno også, jeg syntes bare det var dårlig gjort å poste den sammen med den andre pornoen, og derfor venter litt med den. Av åpenbare grunner. Og hvis du ikke forstår hva jeg mener med åpenbare grunner, vel, duh.
Ok.
Her er en stykk åpenbare grunner:
Fra LTR.
Utvalget er i hvert fall stort - her er et lite knippe godsaker:
Nei, absolutt ikke.
Ingen. Kommentar. *Lovlig i Norge*
PFac gjør ingenting for meg. Sorry.
Kellan? Oh yes.
Skoleeksempelet på hva en Twilightpornobok kunne inneholde:
Oh, no, YOU are the sexy beast...
IKKE gjør dette hjemme. IKKE en god ide.
Alle bildene er fra twifans. De har pornofredager. Just sayin'.
Hva? Ikke noe Robert Pattinson? Har jeg mistet grepet? (Igjen?) Neida, ikke fortvil, jeg sitter på noe saftig Robporno også, jeg syntes bare det var dårlig gjort å poste den sammen med den andre pornoen, og derfor venter litt med den. Av åpenbare grunner. Og hvis du ikke forstår hva jeg mener med åpenbare grunner, vel, duh.
Ok.
Her er en stykk åpenbare grunner:
Fra LTR.
mandag 7. september 2009
Mens jeg er i gang: Mer Twilightporno, noe med en discokule og jeg klarer ikke å la være å blande inn Robert Pattinson.
Ingen som er uenig i at ikke Twilight er to timer med HOTNESS, er det? Siden jeg er i gang med Twilightpornoen, kan jeg like gjerne toppe bildene med 4 minutter hotness Lady Gagastyle (aka Madonna rip off, er sånt lov?). Likte også discokula. Haha!
Fra AngryChckProductions.
På tross av Madonna rip-off'en - jeg har også sans for den andre videoen med samme musikk jeg har postet tidligere. Det kan ha noe med at den har litt mer Robert Pattinson i seg. Robert Pattinsons Disco Stick. Siden jeg ikke greier å finne den igjen, kunne jeg ikke annet enn å poste den om igjen nå. Uff. Så. Leit.
Fra AngryChckProductions.
På tross av Madonna rip-off'en - jeg har også sans for den andre videoen med samme musikk jeg har postet tidligere. Det kan ha noe med at den har litt mer Robert Pattinson i seg. Robert Pattinsons Disco Stick. Siden jeg ikke greier å finne den igjen, kunne jeg ikke annet enn å poste den om igjen nå. Uff. Så. Leit.
torsdag 20. august 2009
Hva om Twilight ikke hadde vært en bok, men bare noe som skjedde på Facebook? Er det slik det ville vært da?
Denne var artig, synes jeg. Klikk på bildet for å få en lesbar størrelse.
Fra ukjent kilde via LTT.
FTW! I am soooo NOT over the drama! Og husk ordspråket: Det har ikke skjedd om det ikke har vært på Facebook.
Fra ukjent kilde via LTT.
FTW! I am soooo NOT over the drama! Og husk ordspråket: Det har ikke skjedd om det ikke har vært på Facebook.
lørdag 11. juli 2009
De ti beste - og verste - tingene med Twilightfilmen, plass nummer 8 og 7
Her kommer fortsettelsen på lista over de ti beste - og verste - tingene med Twilightfilmen fra Examiner.com:
Number 8 Suckiest – Deviating from the story in the book
"As someone who has attempted (har har) to write screenplays herself, I understand that they have to be action, action, action and not so much with the ooey-gooey lovey-dovey talking. However… this is “Twilight”, so who went into that theater expecting “Die Hard”? All jokes aside, there is no reason to deviate so much from the book. Outline the plot of the book; take out all of the important, famous, beloved scenes. Do the same thing for the dialogue. The fact that Bella and Edward’s meadow was just a flicker on the screen (faster than Kristen Stewart’s blinking) was a huge mistake, not only because it is so important in New Moon but also because it is beloved to its fans."
Biologi schmiologi
"The fact that the blood-typing scene was removed and replaced with that – what the frick?! – field trip that focused too much on Eric, Jessica and the teacher is beyond infuriating. Where was Mike helping Bella to the nurse? Where was Edward sweeping in with that concerned look on his face? I was really (probably more than I should) looking forward to seeing him steal her out of Mike’s weak-by-comparison arms and carrying her off to the nurse like a white knight. And that sexy line of his instructing her not to look at the fellow patient? Ah, you kill me, Summit! Catherine! Melissa! Whomever I should blame! You suck!"
Jeg erkjenner at jeg har blogget for lite om Butcrack Santa.
"How about this odd diner where Bella and Charlie go to eat all the time? Hello, she cooks for him in the book; it’s a big bonding thing between them, she takes care of her old man. Just like she’s used to doing with her mother; which is key to why her character is so much more mature than the other ditzy high school gals. Not to mention there’s a whole lot of dialogue and important action that happens in their damn kitchen. (“Charlie’s at the funeral.” College applications. Awkward three-way dinners. Come on!) Why are we in this freaking restaurant? With this no-name waitress that is getting way more screen time than she should! With these nosy freaking fellow diners who wanna know about this police investigation that – oh that’s right – never even took place to begin with! Argh!"
Guyliner-Edward.
"And of course, one who is being critical can not pass by the scene with Emo-Edward dressed like a My Chemical Romance wannabe, picking up a limp, bored-looking Bella and sucking her neck, then looking up at the camera through his guyliner and bangs. Listen closely, Summit. Edward does not equal Pete Wentz. Ugh. If this is the best that Bella can fantasize, well damn, get the girl some Harlequin romance novels. (Or hand her this book, ha ha.) The bottom line is, with so much good material, what are you doing putting this garbage in the “Twilight” movie? It’s a famous best-seller for a reason. What makes you think you can do better? And if so, why haven’t you already?"
Number 8 Greatest – Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black
"While I am biased now because I have seen him shirtless - (er, I mean) - I have seen him filming “New Moon” where he actually has a character to play, I am really glad to have Taylor Lautner on board. He’s perfectly cast because he is just as Stephenie Meyer described Jacob Black. Cute, sweet little smile, but still he has a mischievous, bite-your-lip kind of look, with that wildness thundering through his bloodstream. He looks like the younger neighbor who seems harmless and sweet, but suddenly you find you have a crush on him. Until the tame boy grows into a big sexy wolf man and saves your life, ya know. That happens to all of us."
Jacob. Så håpefull. Så forfeilet.
"I think the most important thing here is acknowledging that Taylor is able to play both sides of Jacob Black. He was young enough to play him in the beginning, but also worked his rear off to get in shape and play him convincingly in the next film when he springs up like a weed. A muscular, toned, ripped weed. Ahem – anyways! He understands the dichotomy and captures it well. Thank goodness for you, Taylor Lautner!"
Number 7 Suckiest – The ballet studio scene
"Oh, the moment a year ago when we should have known we were doomed. This clip gets shown on MTV and everyone screams their heads off… until they finish processing what they’ve seen. What – wait a minute there.
First, I loved the intensity. This is supposed to be a terrifying moment, and they… well, they tried. The unbelievable fast-moving vampire garbage takes it toll on this scene, weighing it down like a fat girl on a raft. As does the poorly-choreographed fighting and horrible effects. Did I just see Edward “hi-ya!” kick James into a mirror? Um… alrighty then. Guess Edward hung out with Jackie Chan off-screen at some point. Moving on."
James.
"Look, they got most of it right. However, when Emmett, Jasper and Alice take care of James… it looks appallingly fake. Alice ripping his head off was awesome, until your brain processes the image and chokes. That’s not a pleasant feeling, to gag inside your skull.
But the part that wounded me the most involved Edward, Carlisle and a flailing Bella. Carlisle instructs Edward to suck out the venom; Edward worries that he won’t be able to stop. Then, hoping not to kill the woman he loves, he begins. Only, for some reason, the tone is changed from tense to… (sleepy?) with the ballad coming into the background (which, I like the song, but I don’t think it fits the scene… at all.) Edward loses his friking mind and can’t stop sucking Bella’s blood. As insulting as this is to fans of the book, Carlisle then proceeds to scold him and warn him that he’s killing her. No! While this clearly illustrates the danger in their relationship, it doesn’t do anything to add to the romantic tension of their love story. (At this point in the film that ship had sailed.) Instead, it makes Edward look like some weird psychopath and Bella’s eyes to go crossed. I concede, it never explicitly states whether or not Edward had trouble stopping at that part in the book, but… it certainly never left me with the impression that he was seconds from killing her (or that for a moment in his brain, he actually wanted to). If that was the case, wouldn’t Carlisle give him a swift palm to the forehead and wake his dumb@$$ up? There’s no way he would have knelt next to him and watched him kill her, after knowing how much she means to him. Boo."
"I will make it go away"
Number 7 Greatest – The Cullen’s baseball scene
"Frankly, I go back and forth on these two. They could easily be reversed. But, the terrible special effects aside, (and that guitar riff, oh dear lord, what is that? This ain’t the Power Rangers movie!), the chemistry between the group really comes to life here. They actually look like a family, rather than a group of actors shoved together in front of a camera. Add that to the sounds of Muse’s “Supermassive Black Hole” playing in the background? At first, I’ll admit, I was disappointed they chose this Muse song over all the others… I had wanted some dramatic, romantic, apocalyptic (had to round out the –ic words) song for the movie… but I agree that this song fits just so perfectly here."
Robward i boblejakka si. Og noe med en caps og pastime.
"Now for the moments to oogle over. Edward putting the cap on Bella, oh so cute and very Edward, the whole taking-care-of-her thing. Pretty waterfall, nice touch. They really didn’t neglect the natural scenery in this film at all. I grinned when I saw Rosalie and Emmett teasing each other, and I grinned even wider at Esme’s line, “Oh, I know you cheat.” Rosalie being a grump, check. Ah, and I love Jasper toying with the bat right before he steps up to the plate, yes! Alice’s dainty little kick as she pitches the ball, and the sort of gross comment from Rosalie about her monkey man… that fits so well into what we know of her tendency to over-share about their (hers and Emmet’s) sex life. And I can’t begin to tell you how thrilled I was to see Bella’s hair in the wind, that being the thing that sets James off. But all of that afterglow came to a screeching halt as I saw our beloved Cullen’s hunch over like bad caricatures of The Lion King. C’mon Catherine. High school drama clubs do better than this. (I should know as I suffered through one for four years!)"
Løvenes konge?
"Hang on. Anybody, EVER, catch that line that Bella says after Edward gets in the car? “What now-we-ah-eee-coming after me?” What does she say there, please someone help me."
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Number 8 Suckiest – Deviating from the story in the book
"As someone who has attempted (har har) to write screenplays herself, I understand that they have to be action, action, action and not so much with the ooey-gooey lovey-dovey talking. However… this is “Twilight”, so who went into that theater expecting “Die Hard”? All jokes aside, there is no reason to deviate so much from the book. Outline the plot of the book; take out all of the important, famous, beloved scenes. Do the same thing for the dialogue. The fact that Bella and Edward’s meadow was just a flicker on the screen (faster than Kristen Stewart’s blinking) was a huge mistake, not only because it is so important in New Moon but also because it is beloved to its fans."
Biologi schmiologi
"The fact that the blood-typing scene was removed and replaced with that – what the frick?! – field trip that focused too much on Eric, Jessica and the teacher is beyond infuriating. Where was Mike helping Bella to the nurse? Where was Edward sweeping in with that concerned look on his face? I was really (probably more than I should) looking forward to seeing him steal her out of Mike’s weak-by-comparison arms and carrying her off to the nurse like a white knight. And that sexy line of his instructing her not to look at the fellow patient? Ah, you kill me, Summit! Catherine! Melissa! Whomever I should blame! You suck!"
Jeg erkjenner at jeg har blogget for lite om Butcrack Santa.
"How about this odd diner where Bella and Charlie go to eat all the time? Hello, she cooks for him in the book; it’s a big bonding thing between them, she takes care of her old man. Just like she’s used to doing with her mother; which is key to why her character is so much more mature than the other ditzy high school gals. Not to mention there’s a whole lot of dialogue and important action that happens in their damn kitchen. (“Charlie’s at the funeral.” College applications. Awkward three-way dinners. Come on!) Why are we in this freaking restaurant? With this no-name waitress that is getting way more screen time than she should! With these nosy freaking fellow diners who wanna know about this police investigation that – oh that’s right – never even took place to begin with! Argh!"
Guyliner-Edward.
"And of course, one who is being critical can not pass by the scene with Emo-Edward dressed like a My Chemical Romance wannabe, picking up a limp, bored-looking Bella and sucking her neck, then looking up at the camera through his guyliner and bangs. Listen closely, Summit. Edward does not equal Pete Wentz. Ugh. If this is the best that Bella can fantasize, well damn, get the girl some Harlequin romance novels. (Or hand her this book, ha ha.) The bottom line is, with so much good material, what are you doing putting this garbage in the “Twilight” movie? It’s a famous best-seller for a reason. What makes you think you can do better? And if so, why haven’t you already?"
Number 8 Greatest – Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black
"While I am biased now because I have seen him shirtless - (er, I mean) - I have seen him filming “New Moon” where he actually has a character to play, I am really glad to have Taylor Lautner on board. He’s perfectly cast because he is just as Stephenie Meyer described Jacob Black. Cute, sweet little smile, but still he has a mischievous, bite-your-lip kind of look, with that wildness thundering through his bloodstream. He looks like the younger neighbor who seems harmless and sweet, but suddenly you find you have a crush on him. Until the tame boy grows into a big sexy wolf man and saves your life, ya know. That happens to all of us."
Jacob. Så håpefull. Så forfeilet.
"I think the most important thing here is acknowledging that Taylor is able to play both sides of Jacob Black. He was young enough to play him in the beginning, but also worked his rear off to get in shape and play him convincingly in the next film when he springs up like a weed. A muscular, toned, ripped weed. Ahem – anyways! He understands the dichotomy and captures it well. Thank goodness for you, Taylor Lautner!"
Number 7 Suckiest – The ballet studio scene
"Oh, the moment a year ago when we should have known we were doomed. This clip gets shown on MTV and everyone screams their heads off… until they finish processing what they’ve seen. What – wait a minute there.
First, I loved the intensity. This is supposed to be a terrifying moment, and they… well, they tried. The unbelievable fast-moving vampire garbage takes it toll on this scene, weighing it down like a fat girl on a raft. As does the poorly-choreographed fighting and horrible effects. Did I just see Edward “hi-ya!” kick James into a mirror? Um… alrighty then. Guess Edward hung out with Jackie Chan off-screen at some point. Moving on."
James.
"Look, they got most of it right. However, when Emmett, Jasper and Alice take care of James… it looks appallingly fake. Alice ripping his head off was awesome, until your brain processes the image and chokes. That’s not a pleasant feeling, to gag inside your skull.
But the part that wounded me the most involved Edward, Carlisle and a flailing Bella. Carlisle instructs Edward to suck out the venom; Edward worries that he won’t be able to stop. Then, hoping not to kill the woman he loves, he begins. Only, for some reason, the tone is changed from tense to… (sleepy?) with the ballad coming into the background (which, I like the song, but I don’t think it fits the scene… at all.) Edward loses his friking mind and can’t stop sucking Bella’s blood. As insulting as this is to fans of the book, Carlisle then proceeds to scold him and warn him that he’s killing her. No! While this clearly illustrates the danger in their relationship, it doesn’t do anything to add to the romantic tension of their love story. (At this point in the film that ship had sailed.) Instead, it makes Edward look like some weird psychopath and Bella’s eyes to go crossed. I concede, it never explicitly states whether or not Edward had trouble stopping at that part in the book, but… it certainly never left me with the impression that he was seconds from killing her (or that for a moment in his brain, he actually wanted to). If that was the case, wouldn’t Carlisle give him a swift palm to the forehead and wake his dumb@$$ up? There’s no way he would have knelt next to him and watched him kill her, after knowing how much she means to him. Boo."
"I will make it go away"
Number 7 Greatest – The Cullen’s baseball scene
"Frankly, I go back and forth on these two. They could easily be reversed. But, the terrible special effects aside, (and that guitar riff, oh dear lord, what is that? This ain’t the Power Rangers movie!), the chemistry between the group really comes to life here. They actually look like a family, rather than a group of actors shoved together in front of a camera. Add that to the sounds of Muse’s “Supermassive Black Hole” playing in the background? At first, I’ll admit, I was disappointed they chose this Muse song over all the others… I had wanted some dramatic, romantic, apocalyptic (had to round out the –ic words) song for the movie… but I agree that this song fits just so perfectly here."
Robward i boblejakka si. Og noe med en caps og pastime.
"Now for the moments to oogle over. Edward putting the cap on Bella, oh so cute and very Edward, the whole taking-care-of-her thing. Pretty waterfall, nice touch. They really didn’t neglect the natural scenery in this film at all. I grinned when I saw Rosalie and Emmett teasing each other, and I grinned even wider at Esme’s line, “Oh, I know you cheat.” Rosalie being a grump, check. Ah, and I love Jasper toying with the bat right before he steps up to the plate, yes! Alice’s dainty little kick as she pitches the ball, and the sort of gross comment from Rosalie about her monkey man… that fits so well into what we know of her tendency to over-share about their (hers and Emmet’s) sex life. And I can’t begin to tell you how thrilled I was to see Bella’s hair in the wind, that being the thing that sets James off. But all of that afterglow came to a screeching halt as I saw our beloved Cullen’s hunch over like bad caricatures of The Lion King. C’mon Catherine. High school drama clubs do better than this. (I should know as I suffered through one for four years!)"
Løvenes konge?
"Hang on. Anybody, EVER, catch that line that Bella says after Edward gets in the car? “What now-we-ah-eee-coming after me?” What does she say there, please someone help me."
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tirsdag 21. april 2009
10 viktige scener i New Moon. Og litt voksenopplæring fra TB. Igjen.
Fearnet.com har skrevet en artikkel om ti scener som absolutt må være med i New Moon:
Hallo? Mangler det ikke et par viktige detaljer her? Alt på lista er vel og greit, men hva med...halvnakne-muskuløse-varulv-indianer-gutter i skogen (eller som KStew beskriver dem: sexified mountain men)? For ikke å nevne EDWARD I SMUGET. Hallo igjen? Hvor vanskelig kan det være? SÅNN skal det gjøres:
Jeg har absolutt tro på at Chris Weitz får til bedre stunts og sminke og glitring og alt det der, men kjære Chris: du må forstå at vi vil ha nakne overkropper og nærbilder. Mange. Og her må jeg si noe bra om Catherine Hardwicke: dette ville Catherine ha forstått (hun ga oss jo posør-Edward på parkeringsplassene, Edward-i-regnet, Emmet-i-treet og rumpa til Nikki Reed). Ok?
- Bella’s Bloody Birthday Party
- Edward Says Goodbye
- Bella and Jacob’s Reunion
- Laurent Materializes in the Forest
- Bella’s Cliff Diving Catastrophe
- Jacob and Bella’s Near Kiss Experience
- Bella and Alice’s Race Against Time
- Bella Meets Jane
- The Volturi Get a Tourist-y Snack
- The Cullens Decide to Turn Bella
Hallo? Mangler det ikke et par viktige detaljer her? Alt på lista er vel og greit, men hva med...halvnakne-muskuløse-varulv-indianer-gutter i skogen (eller som KStew beskriver dem: sexified mountain men)? For ikke å nevne EDWARD I SMUGET. Hallo igjen? Hvor vanskelig kan det være? SÅNN skal det gjøres:
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Jeg har absolutt tro på at Chris Weitz får til bedre stunts og sminke og glitring og alt det der, men kjære Chris: du må forstå at vi vil ha nakne overkropper og nærbilder. Mange. Og her må jeg si noe bra om Catherine Hardwicke: dette ville Catherine ha forstått (hun ga oss jo posør-Edward på parkeringsplassene, Edward-i-regnet, Emmet-i-treet og rumpa til Nikki Reed). Ok?
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