Alle via Twilight Secrets på Facebook.
Viser innlegg med etiketten James. Vis alle innlegg
Viser innlegg med etiketten James. Vis alle innlegg
tirsdag 14. september 2010
Litt Harry-Potter-møter-Twilight humor
Jeg synes fortsatt det her er ustyrtelig morsomt!
Alle via Twilight Secrets på Facebook.
Alle via Twilight Secrets på Facebook.
søndag 30. mai 2010
Twilight telefonsex
Tenk så mange færre vitser det hadde vært i verden om ikke Twilight eksisterte?
Klikk for å lese!
Fra Twilight Secrets.
Klikk for å lese!
Fra Twilight Secrets.
torsdag 20. august 2009
Hva om Twilight ikke hadde vært en bok, men bare noe som skjedde på Facebook? Er det slik det ville vært da?
Denne var artig, synes jeg. Klikk på bildet for å få en lesbar størrelse.
Fra ukjent kilde via LTT.
FTW! I am soooo NOT over the drama! Og husk ordspråket: Det har ikke skjedd om det ikke har vært på Facebook.
Fra ukjent kilde via LTT.
FTW! I am soooo NOT over the drama! Og husk ordspråket: Det har ikke skjedd om det ikke har vært på Facebook.
torsdag 13. august 2009
Hvor f*** er alle videoene av James?
...er spørsmålet smvgrey74 stiller, og tar skjeen i egne hender og lager sin egen Jamesvideo.
Å James/Cam Gigandet, du første skjorteløse mann i Twilight, la oss ikke glemme deg selv om du er død!
Fra smvgrey74.
Å James/Cam Gigandet, du første skjorteløse mann i Twilight, la oss ikke glemme deg selv om du er død!
Fra smvgrey74.
mandag 27. juli 2009
Edward vs. Bill - og aldri har jeg vært mer ja takk, Team Begge Deler
HorrorBlips.com har spurt endel fans om hvem som ville vunnet en slåsskamp - Twilight's Edward eller Bill fra True Blood?
"With two very popular vampire franshises taking headlines lately, it's no wonder there's been chatter in the blogosphere comparing "Twilight" and "True Blood." The debate heated up recently with Stephen Moyer’s (han som spiller Bill i True Blood)notorious quote in a Marie Claire interview, calling Edward Cullen “A Pussy.”
And while Robert Pattinson’s rabid fans would probably never allow an actually battle of brawn take place between these two hunks in real life (dette kan jeg ikke kjenne meg igjen i), why not fantasize about an unreal fight between the undead?
Taking our two favorite vampire heroes head to head, which do you think would win in a fight: Edward Cullen or Bill Compton?
Personally I’m a fan of both series and both these leading men are strong, attractive and interesting in their own way. And while I’d love to believe these two could work out their differences amicably I’d have to think Bill would win in a fight. Only because he is more in tune with this animalistic instincts and would not hesitate to attack. On the other hand, Edward would be tough to catch with his speed and ability to predict Bill’s every move. Plus, if he kept Bill in a cat and mouse game until sunrise, well there’d be no contest."
Illustrasjonsvampyr.
Fra littlejunkies.files.wordpress.com.
"We asked several vampire experts their opinion on this hypothetical smack down. Their responses were mixed. Read on to see which of these two powerful playboys they think might be the victor. And all comments are welcome, so feel free to add your own opinions!"
Kasandra Rose, Editor, TrueBlood.Net :
"I would have to go with Vampire Bill although I'm also a “Twilight” fan.
1. Bill seems to be much faster than Edward (although Edward is obviously much faster than humans).
2. Bill is used to surviving around big hulking Viking type bullies and using his BRAIN instead of just brawn. Look at how he took out Longshadow!
3. Edward is used to fighting as part of a family, Bill is a solo vamp.
4. Bill is 169 while Edward is only 104 and as we all know the older the vampire the more powerful they are.
5. Bill was in his early thirties when turned while Edward (the son of a wealthy city (Chicago) family) was only 17 which gave Bill more time to build muscle (he was a hard working farmer, then a soldier) and you are what you were when you were turned so...
Of course ultimately the answer would have to be: It depends on whether it's day or nighttime. If we're talking daytime, glittering beats frying every time!"
TwiCrackAddict, Editor, Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict
"I haven't really been following “True Blood” closely (only read book one of the series), so I probably can't offer a very educated position on Edward vs. Bill. However, I think that Edward Cullen would win. While Bill displays more outward violence and Vamp-inspired aggression, Edward's a sexually frustrated 108-year old virgin. Though Edward's outwardly calm, rational and demonstrates restraint, if provoked, I think he'd explode like a tightly wound coil; Edward would channel all that angst and energy into kicking Bill's old ass."
Fra TwiCrack.
Kim Clarkson, Joyce Swiokla, Co-Owners, Cullen Boys Anonymous
"Actually we did a survey the other day that relates to this. CBA's question was "Which vampire would you call if your life were in danger?" Here are the results:
Edward Cullen 1610 votes
Bill Compton 93 votes.
People could only vote once so we had 1702 people casting votes.
Your question is a bit different— who would win head to head. In a head to head fight, there would be no fight. Edward is more noble. Edward would not kill someone—Bill would. He would die or not fight rather than kill, unless someone's life was in danger. Now as my survey say, though, if it were a fight to SAVE someone's life, it would be tight, but Edward's pure love would win over Bill."
Rageward.
Fra Twilight Secrets.
Jeanette Laredo aka Monster Scholar, Monster Land
"In an all-vampire smack down between Bill and Edward, the winner would be Bill for two simple reasons: he’s older and he has more confirmed kills. Bill is 172 years old and has been one of the undead since the Civil War, while Edward is still in high school after only 100 years as a vampire. Bill has killed around 5+ people during season one of "True Blood," including Sookie’s creepy uncle, while Edward couldn’t amass even one kill in "Twilight."
Bill’s age and “experience” make him the definite winner of this match. Place your bets."
Bill og Sookie på Fangtasia.
Fra trueblood104.bp.blogspot.com.
Kim, Editor, Twilight Parents Examiner and Twilight Moonlighter
"Call me biased; with the moniker Twilight Moonlighter and Twilight Parents Examiner, it’s no surprise that I’d choose Edward Cullen the winner of a fight over “True Blood’s” Bill Compton.
Edward Cullen, throughout the saga, shows an incredible amount of restraint. From avoiding human blood, to his “almost” trysts with Bella, and even his ability to leave Bella in "New Moon" despite the burn for her aching in his heart, Edward has truly harnessed his inner masochism.
Conversely, when he needs to unleash his rage, Edward has the ability to destroy whatever obstacle he needs to in the name of love, honor and integrity. His extraordinary speed and ability to read minds only serves to help his cause.
Edward’s characterization as a “pretty boy” should not deter the reader from accepting his lethal attributes. Though Edward’s chiseled jaw line, sensuous smell and ability to “sparkle” in the sunlight are a source of much criticism, ultimately, his ability to hone into himself makes him the leader of the pack. Oh wait. That’s Jacob."
Fra Twilight Secrets.
Bella Rose, Editor, Stephen Moyer Online
"As I was just tellin’ my best friend and a friend bout your email…
They as well as I say to be honest there really isn't really any comparison between Bill Compton & Edward Cullen as they are characters from two stories that is geared for TWO DIFFERENT audiences. Therefore there is no true comparison between those two as is clear one is geared more for the teen audience while one is geared more for the adult audience.
Would you honestly let your little twelve- to fifteen-year-old sit and watch "True Blood" with you one Sunday night? Come on, lets all be honest here and say of course not as "True Blood" is not meant for those of a younger audience while at the same time "Twilight" is safe for all ages.
I'm just saying all this fuss in comparisons between Edward & Bill is really (and this is in my own personal opinion and I mean not to offend anyone here) but I honestly view the whole "Twilight" vs. "True Blood" comparison thing really dumb as in truth, there are no true comparisons since both stories are targeted towards two different audiences."
Her må TB få avbryte med et utrop: HerreRob så snusfornuftig!
"La oss lage et kreativt vampyrbilde som ingen har sett før"
Fra ecx.images-amazon.com.
Gabrielle S. Faust, Eternal Vigilance
"There's absolutely no argument that Vampire Bill Compton would kick Edward's ass in a fight. ;)"
Til slutt: Meg! Ingen spurte meg, men hva mener så Team Buffy?
Ut fra det jeg har lest i fire Twilightbøker og - hittil - seks Sookiebøker, synes jeg vampyrene i Twilight blir beskrevet som sterkere enn vampyrene i True Blood. Men der Edward er idealistisk og lidende og ikke vil være en morder, er Bill mer pragmatisk (og etterhvert lidende) og vil ha mindre skrupler med å drepe noen. På den annen side - jeg har ingenting som kan slå glitre-argumentet om at Edward bare kan vente på dagslyset, så i mine øyne er Edward vinneren, selv om det er tett. Veldig tett. Hadde det vært Eric, derimot...
Eric. Hello, there. Hvordan havnet du der? *yogapust*
Fra aceshowbiz.com.
Også RPattz banker selvfølgelig Stephen Moyer glatt. SMoyer kan kanskje slenge med leppa mot Edward, men hør da hvordan Rob beskriver sin slåsskamp mot James/Cam Gigandet i Twilight i et intervju med MTV:
MTV: "By now, we've all seen these clips of you fighting Cam Gigandet, who is such a bad-ass in "Never Back Down." Did he try all those mixed martial-arts moves against you?"
Pattinson: "I kicked his ass, because I don't hold back. I fight like a little bitch. I'd bite and pull his pants down and stuff."
Fra Twilight Secrets.
Ikke i nærheten av virkeligheten, sier du? I så fall på tide å repetere litt RPattz trufax.
Artikkelen fant jeg via TwiCrack.
"With two very popular vampire franshises taking headlines lately, it's no wonder there's been chatter in the blogosphere comparing "Twilight" and "True Blood." The debate heated up recently with Stephen Moyer’s (han som spiller Bill i True Blood)notorious quote in a Marie Claire interview, calling Edward Cullen “A Pussy.”
And while Robert Pattinson’s rabid fans would probably never allow an actually battle of brawn take place between these two hunks in real life (dette kan jeg ikke kjenne meg igjen i), why not fantasize about an unreal fight between the undead?
Taking our two favorite vampire heroes head to head, which do you think would win in a fight: Edward Cullen or Bill Compton?
Personally I’m a fan of both series and both these leading men are strong, attractive and interesting in their own way. And while I’d love to believe these two could work out their differences amicably I’d have to think Bill would win in a fight. Only because he is more in tune with this animalistic instincts and would not hesitate to attack. On the other hand, Edward would be tough to catch with his speed and ability to predict Bill’s every move. Plus, if he kept Bill in a cat and mouse game until sunrise, well there’d be no contest."
Illustrasjonsvampyr.
Fra littlejunkies.files.wordpress.com.
"We asked several vampire experts their opinion on this hypothetical smack down. Their responses were mixed. Read on to see which of these two powerful playboys they think might be the victor. And all comments are welcome, so feel free to add your own opinions!"
Kasandra Rose, Editor, TrueBlood.Net :
"I would have to go with Vampire Bill although I'm also a “Twilight” fan.
1. Bill seems to be much faster than Edward (although Edward is obviously much faster than humans).
2. Bill is used to surviving around big hulking Viking type bullies and using his BRAIN instead of just brawn. Look at how he took out Longshadow!
3. Edward is used to fighting as part of a family, Bill is a solo vamp.
4. Bill is 169 while Edward is only 104 and as we all know the older the vampire the more powerful they are.
5. Bill was in his early thirties when turned while Edward (the son of a wealthy city (Chicago) family) was only 17 which gave Bill more time to build muscle (he was a hard working farmer, then a soldier) and you are what you were when you were turned so...
Of course ultimately the answer would have to be: It depends on whether it's day or nighttime. If we're talking daytime, glittering beats frying every time!"
TwiCrackAddict, Editor, Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict
"I haven't really been following “True Blood” closely (only read book one of the series), so I probably can't offer a very educated position on Edward vs. Bill. However, I think that Edward Cullen would win. While Bill displays more outward violence and Vamp-inspired aggression, Edward's a sexually frustrated 108-year old virgin. Though Edward's outwardly calm, rational and demonstrates restraint, if provoked, I think he'd explode like a tightly wound coil; Edward would channel all that angst and energy into kicking Bill's old ass."
Fra TwiCrack.
Kim Clarkson, Joyce Swiokla, Co-Owners, Cullen Boys Anonymous
"Actually we did a survey the other day that relates to this. CBA's question was "Which vampire would you call if your life were in danger?" Here are the results:
Edward Cullen 1610 votes
Bill Compton 93 votes.
People could only vote once so we had 1702 people casting votes.
Your question is a bit different— who would win head to head. In a head to head fight, there would be no fight. Edward is more noble. Edward would not kill someone—Bill would. He would die or not fight rather than kill, unless someone's life was in danger. Now as my survey say, though, if it were a fight to SAVE someone's life, it would be tight, but Edward's pure love would win over Bill."
Rageward.
Fra Twilight Secrets.
Jeanette Laredo aka Monster Scholar, Monster Land
"In an all-vampire smack down between Bill and Edward, the winner would be Bill for two simple reasons: he’s older and he has more confirmed kills. Bill is 172 years old and has been one of the undead since the Civil War, while Edward is still in high school after only 100 years as a vampire. Bill has killed around 5+ people during season one of "True Blood," including Sookie’s creepy uncle, while Edward couldn’t amass even one kill in "Twilight."
Bill’s age and “experience” make him the definite winner of this match. Place your bets."
Bill og Sookie på Fangtasia.
Fra trueblood104.bp.blogspot.com.
Kim, Editor, Twilight Parents Examiner and Twilight Moonlighter
"Call me biased; with the moniker Twilight Moonlighter and Twilight Parents Examiner, it’s no surprise that I’d choose Edward Cullen the winner of a fight over “True Blood’s” Bill Compton.
Edward Cullen, throughout the saga, shows an incredible amount of restraint. From avoiding human blood, to his “almost” trysts with Bella, and even his ability to leave Bella in "New Moon" despite the burn for her aching in his heart, Edward has truly harnessed his inner masochism.
Conversely, when he needs to unleash his rage, Edward has the ability to destroy whatever obstacle he needs to in the name of love, honor and integrity. His extraordinary speed and ability to read minds only serves to help his cause.
Edward’s characterization as a “pretty boy” should not deter the reader from accepting his lethal attributes. Though Edward’s chiseled jaw line, sensuous smell and ability to “sparkle” in the sunlight are a source of much criticism, ultimately, his ability to hone into himself makes him the leader of the pack. Oh wait. That’s Jacob."
Fra Twilight Secrets.
Bella Rose, Editor, Stephen Moyer Online
"As I was just tellin’ my best friend and a friend bout your email…
They as well as I say to be honest there really isn't really any comparison between Bill Compton & Edward Cullen as they are characters from two stories that is geared for TWO DIFFERENT audiences. Therefore there is no true comparison between those two as is clear one is geared more for the teen audience while one is geared more for the adult audience.
Would you honestly let your little twelve- to fifteen-year-old sit and watch "True Blood" with you one Sunday night? Come on, lets all be honest here and say of course not as "True Blood" is not meant for those of a younger audience while at the same time "Twilight" is safe for all ages.
I'm just saying all this fuss in comparisons between Edward & Bill is really (and this is in my own personal opinion and I mean not to offend anyone here) but I honestly view the whole "Twilight" vs. "True Blood" comparison thing really dumb as in truth, there are no true comparisons since both stories are targeted towards two different audiences."
Her må TB få avbryte med et utrop: HerreRob så snusfornuftig!
"La oss lage et kreativt vampyrbilde som ingen har sett før"
Fra ecx.images-amazon.com.
Gabrielle S. Faust, Eternal Vigilance
"There's absolutely no argument that Vampire Bill Compton would kick Edward's ass in a fight. ;)"
Til slutt: Meg! Ingen spurte meg, men hva mener så Team Buffy?
Ut fra det jeg har lest i fire Twilightbøker og - hittil - seks Sookiebøker, synes jeg vampyrene i Twilight blir beskrevet som sterkere enn vampyrene i True Blood. Men der Edward er idealistisk og lidende og ikke vil være en morder, er Bill mer pragmatisk (og etterhvert lidende) og vil ha mindre skrupler med å drepe noen. På den annen side - jeg har ingenting som kan slå glitre-argumentet om at Edward bare kan vente på dagslyset, så i mine øyne er Edward vinneren, selv om det er tett. Veldig tett. Hadde det vært Eric, derimot...
Eric. Hello, there. Hvordan havnet du der? *yogapust*
Fra aceshowbiz.com.
Også RPattz banker selvfølgelig Stephen Moyer glatt. SMoyer kan kanskje slenge med leppa mot Edward, men hør da hvordan Rob beskriver sin slåsskamp mot James/Cam Gigandet i Twilight i et intervju med MTV:
MTV: "By now, we've all seen these clips of you fighting Cam Gigandet, who is such a bad-ass in "Never Back Down." Did he try all those mixed martial-arts moves against you?"
Pattinson: "I kicked his ass, because I don't hold back. I fight like a little bitch. I'd bite and pull his pants down and stuff."
Fra Twilight Secrets.
Ikke i nærheten av virkeligheten, sier du? I så fall på tide å repetere litt RPattz trufax.
Artikkelen fant jeg via TwiCrack.
lørdag 11. juli 2009
De ti beste - og verste - tingene med Twilightfilmen, plass nummer 8 og 7
Her kommer fortsettelsen på lista over de ti beste - og verste - tingene med Twilightfilmen fra Examiner.com:
Number 8 Suckiest – Deviating from the story in the book
"As someone who has attempted (har har) to write screenplays herself, I understand that they have to be action, action, action and not so much with the ooey-gooey lovey-dovey talking. However… this is “Twilight”, so who went into that theater expecting “Die Hard”? All jokes aside, there is no reason to deviate so much from the book. Outline the plot of the book; take out all of the important, famous, beloved scenes. Do the same thing for the dialogue. The fact that Bella and Edward’s meadow was just a flicker on the screen (faster than Kristen Stewart’s blinking) was a huge mistake, not only because it is so important in New Moon but also because it is beloved to its fans."
Biologi schmiologi
"The fact that the blood-typing scene was removed and replaced with that – what the frick?! – field trip that focused too much on Eric, Jessica and the teacher is beyond infuriating. Where was Mike helping Bella to the nurse? Where was Edward sweeping in with that concerned look on his face? I was really (probably more than I should) looking forward to seeing him steal her out of Mike’s weak-by-comparison arms and carrying her off to the nurse like a white knight. And that sexy line of his instructing her not to look at the fellow patient? Ah, you kill me, Summit! Catherine! Melissa! Whomever I should blame! You suck!"
Jeg erkjenner at jeg har blogget for lite om Butcrack Santa.
"How about this odd diner where Bella and Charlie go to eat all the time? Hello, she cooks for him in the book; it’s a big bonding thing between them, she takes care of her old man. Just like she’s used to doing with her mother; which is key to why her character is so much more mature than the other ditzy high school gals. Not to mention there’s a whole lot of dialogue and important action that happens in their damn kitchen. (“Charlie’s at the funeral.” College applications. Awkward three-way dinners. Come on!) Why are we in this freaking restaurant? With this no-name waitress that is getting way more screen time than she should! With these nosy freaking fellow diners who wanna know about this police investigation that – oh that’s right – never even took place to begin with! Argh!"
Guyliner-Edward.
"And of course, one who is being critical can not pass by the scene with Emo-Edward dressed like a My Chemical Romance wannabe, picking up a limp, bored-looking Bella and sucking her neck, then looking up at the camera through his guyliner and bangs. Listen closely, Summit. Edward does not equal Pete Wentz. Ugh. If this is the best that Bella can fantasize, well damn, get the girl some Harlequin romance novels. (Or hand her this book, ha ha.) The bottom line is, with so much good material, what are you doing putting this garbage in the “Twilight” movie? It’s a famous best-seller for a reason. What makes you think you can do better? And if so, why haven’t you already?"
Number 8 Greatest – Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black
"While I am biased now because I have seen him shirtless - (er, I mean) - I have seen him filming “New Moon” where he actually has a character to play, I am really glad to have Taylor Lautner on board. He’s perfectly cast because he is just as Stephenie Meyer described Jacob Black. Cute, sweet little smile, but still he has a mischievous, bite-your-lip kind of look, with that wildness thundering through his bloodstream. He looks like the younger neighbor who seems harmless and sweet, but suddenly you find you have a crush on him. Until the tame boy grows into a big sexy wolf man and saves your life, ya know. That happens to all of us."
Jacob. Så håpefull. Så forfeilet.
"I think the most important thing here is acknowledging that Taylor is able to play both sides of Jacob Black. He was young enough to play him in the beginning, but also worked his rear off to get in shape and play him convincingly in the next film when he springs up like a weed. A muscular, toned, ripped weed. Ahem – anyways! He understands the dichotomy and captures it well. Thank goodness for you, Taylor Lautner!"
Number 7 Suckiest – The ballet studio scene
"Oh, the moment a year ago when we should have known we were doomed. This clip gets shown on MTV and everyone screams their heads off… until they finish processing what they’ve seen. What – wait a minute there.
First, I loved the intensity. This is supposed to be a terrifying moment, and they… well, they tried. The unbelievable fast-moving vampire garbage takes it toll on this scene, weighing it down like a fat girl on a raft. As does the poorly-choreographed fighting and horrible effects. Did I just see Edward “hi-ya!” kick James into a mirror? Um… alrighty then. Guess Edward hung out with Jackie Chan off-screen at some point. Moving on."
James.
"Look, they got most of it right. However, when Emmett, Jasper and Alice take care of James… it looks appallingly fake. Alice ripping his head off was awesome, until your brain processes the image and chokes. That’s not a pleasant feeling, to gag inside your skull.
But the part that wounded me the most involved Edward, Carlisle and a flailing Bella. Carlisle instructs Edward to suck out the venom; Edward worries that he won’t be able to stop. Then, hoping not to kill the woman he loves, he begins. Only, for some reason, the tone is changed from tense to… (sleepy?) with the ballad coming into the background (which, I like the song, but I don’t think it fits the scene… at all.) Edward loses his friking mind and can’t stop sucking Bella’s blood. As insulting as this is to fans of the book, Carlisle then proceeds to scold him and warn him that he’s killing her. No! While this clearly illustrates the danger in their relationship, it doesn’t do anything to add to the romantic tension of their love story. (At this point in the film that ship had sailed.) Instead, it makes Edward look like some weird psychopath and Bella’s eyes to go crossed. I concede, it never explicitly states whether or not Edward had trouble stopping at that part in the book, but… it certainly never left me with the impression that he was seconds from killing her (or that for a moment in his brain, he actually wanted to). If that was the case, wouldn’t Carlisle give him a swift palm to the forehead and wake his dumb@$$ up? There’s no way he would have knelt next to him and watched him kill her, after knowing how much she means to him. Boo."
"I will make it go away"
Number 7 Greatest – The Cullen’s baseball scene
"Frankly, I go back and forth on these two. They could easily be reversed. But, the terrible special effects aside, (and that guitar riff, oh dear lord, what is that? This ain’t the Power Rangers movie!), the chemistry between the group really comes to life here. They actually look like a family, rather than a group of actors shoved together in front of a camera. Add that to the sounds of Muse’s “Supermassive Black Hole” playing in the background? At first, I’ll admit, I was disappointed they chose this Muse song over all the others… I had wanted some dramatic, romantic, apocalyptic (had to round out the –ic words) song for the movie… but I agree that this song fits just so perfectly here."
Robward i boblejakka si. Og noe med en caps og pastime.
"Now for the moments to oogle over. Edward putting the cap on Bella, oh so cute and very Edward, the whole taking-care-of-her thing. Pretty waterfall, nice touch. They really didn’t neglect the natural scenery in this film at all. I grinned when I saw Rosalie and Emmett teasing each other, and I grinned even wider at Esme’s line, “Oh, I know you cheat.” Rosalie being a grump, check. Ah, and I love Jasper toying with the bat right before he steps up to the plate, yes! Alice’s dainty little kick as she pitches the ball, and the sort of gross comment from Rosalie about her monkey man… that fits so well into what we know of her tendency to over-share about their (hers and Emmet’s) sex life. And I can’t begin to tell you how thrilled I was to see Bella’s hair in the wind, that being the thing that sets James off. But all of that afterglow came to a screeching halt as I saw our beloved Cullen’s hunch over like bad caricatures of The Lion King. C’mon Catherine. High school drama clubs do better than this. (I should know as I suffered through one for four years!)"
Løvenes konge?
"Hang on. Anybody, EVER, catch that line that Bella says after Edward gets in the car? “What now-we-ah-eee-coming after me?” What does she say there, please someone help me."
Fikk du ikke med deg 9 og 10 (og benyttet deg ikke av sjansen til å trykke på lenken øverst i denne posten og nå dør av spenning etter å vite hva det var? Klikk ">her!
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Number 8 Suckiest – Deviating from the story in the book
"As someone who has attempted (har har) to write screenplays herself, I understand that they have to be action, action, action and not so much with the ooey-gooey lovey-dovey talking. However… this is “Twilight”, so who went into that theater expecting “Die Hard”? All jokes aside, there is no reason to deviate so much from the book. Outline the plot of the book; take out all of the important, famous, beloved scenes. Do the same thing for the dialogue. The fact that Bella and Edward’s meadow was just a flicker on the screen (faster than Kristen Stewart’s blinking) was a huge mistake, not only because it is so important in New Moon but also because it is beloved to its fans."
Biologi schmiologi
"The fact that the blood-typing scene was removed and replaced with that – what the frick?! – field trip that focused too much on Eric, Jessica and the teacher is beyond infuriating. Where was Mike helping Bella to the nurse? Where was Edward sweeping in with that concerned look on his face? I was really (probably more than I should) looking forward to seeing him steal her out of Mike’s weak-by-comparison arms and carrying her off to the nurse like a white knight. And that sexy line of his instructing her not to look at the fellow patient? Ah, you kill me, Summit! Catherine! Melissa! Whomever I should blame! You suck!"
Jeg erkjenner at jeg har blogget for lite om Butcrack Santa.
"How about this odd diner where Bella and Charlie go to eat all the time? Hello, she cooks for him in the book; it’s a big bonding thing between them, she takes care of her old man. Just like she’s used to doing with her mother; which is key to why her character is so much more mature than the other ditzy high school gals. Not to mention there’s a whole lot of dialogue and important action that happens in their damn kitchen. (“Charlie’s at the funeral.” College applications. Awkward three-way dinners. Come on!) Why are we in this freaking restaurant? With this no-name waitress that is getting way more screen time than she should! With these nosy freaking fellow diners who wanna know about this police investigation that – oh that’s right – never even took place to begin with! Argh!"
Guyliner-Edward.
"And of course, one who is being critical can not pass by the scene with Emo-Edward dressed like a My Chemical Romance wannabe, picking up a limp, bored-looking Bella and sucking her neck, then looking up at the camera through his guyliner and bangs. Listen closely, Summit. Edward does not equal Pete Wentz. Ugh. If this is the best that Bella can fantasize, well damn, get the girl some Harlequin romance novels. (Or hand her this book, ha ha.) The bottom line is, with so much good material, what are you doing putting this garbage in the “Twilight” movie? It’s a famous best-seller for a reason. What makes you think you can do better? And if so, why haven’t you already?"
Number 8 Greatest – Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black
"While I am biased now because I have seen him shirtless - (er, I mean) - I have seen him filming “New Moon” where he actually has a character to play, I am really glad to have Taylor Lautner on board. He’s perfectly cast because he is just as Stephenie Meyer described Jacob Black. Cute, sweet little smile, but still he has a mischievous, bite-your-lip kind of look, with that wildness thundering through his bloodstream. He looks like the younger neighbor who seems harmless and sweet, but suddenly you find you have a crush on him. Until the tame boy grows into a big sexy wolf man and saves your life, ya know. That happens to all of us."
Jacob. Så håpefull. Så forfeilet.
"I think the most important thing here is acknowledging that Taylor is able to play both sides of Jacob Black. He was young enough to play him in the beginning, but also worked his rear off to get in shape and play him convincingly in the next film when he springs up like a weed. A muscular, toned, ripped weed. Ahem – anyways! He understands the dichotomy and captures it well. Thank goodness for you, Taylor Lautner!"
Number 7 Suckiest – The ballet studio scene
"Oh, the moment a year ago when we should have known we were doomed. This clip gets shown on MTV and everyone screams their heads off… until they finish processing what they’ve seen. What – wait a minute there.
First, I loved the intensity. This is supposed to be a terrifying moment, and they… well, they tried. The unbelievable fast-moving vampire garbage takes it toll on this scene, weighing it down like a fat girl on a raft. As does the poorly-choreographed fighting and horrible effects. Did I just see Edward “hi-ya!” kick James into a mirror? Um… alrighty then. Guess Edward hung out with Jackie Chan off-screen at some point. Moving on."
James.
"Look, they got most of it right. However, when Emmett, Jasper and Alice take care of James… it looks appallingly fake. Alice ripping his head off was awesome, until your brain processes the image and chokes. That’s not a pleasant feeling, to gag inside your skull.
But the part that wounded me the most involved Edward, Carlisle and a flailing Bella. Carlisle instructs Edward to suck out the venom; Edward worries that he won’t be able to stop. Then, hoping not to kill the woman he loves, he begins. Only, for some reason, the tone is changed from tense to… (sleepy?) with the ballad coming into the background (which, I like the song, but I don’t think it fits the scene… at all.) Edward loses his friking mind and can’t stop sucking Bella’s blood. As insulting as this is to fans of the book, Carlisle then proceeds to scold him and warn him that he’s killing her. No! While this clearly illustrates the danger in their relationship, it doesn’t do anything to add to the romantic tension of their love story. (At this point in the film that ship had sailed.) Instead, it makes Edward look like some weird psychopath and Bella’s eyes to go crossed. I concede, it never explicitly states whether or not Edward had trouble stopping at that part in the book, but… it certainly never left me with the impression that he was seconds from killing her (or that for a moment in his brain, he actually wanted to). If that was the case, wouldn’t Carlisle give him a swift palm to the forehead and wake his dumb@$$ up? There’s no way he would have knelt next to him and watched him kill her, after knowing how much she means to him. Boo."
"I will make it go away"
Number 7 Greatest – The Cullen’s baseball scene
"Frankly, I go back and forth on these two. They could easily be reversed. But, the terrible special effects aside, (and that guitar riff, oh dear lord, what is that? This ain’t the Power Rangers movie!), the chemistry between the group really comes to life here. They actually look like a family, rather than a group of actors shoved together in front of a camera. Add that to the sounds of Muse’s “Supermassive Black Hole” playing in the background? At first, I’ll admit, I was disappointed they chose this Muse song over all the others… I had wanted some dramatic, romantic, apocalyptic (had to round out the –ic words) song for the movie… but I agree that this song fits just so perfectly here."
Robward i boblejakka si. Og noe med en caps og pastime.
"Now for the moments to oogle over. Edward putting the cap on Bella, oh so cute and very Edward, the whole taking-care-of-her thing. Pretty waterfall, nice touch. They really didn’t neglect the natural scenery in this film at all. I grinned when I saw Rosalie and Emmett teasing each other, and I grinned even wider at Esme’s line, “Oh, I know you cheat.” Rosalie being a grump, check. Ah, and I love Jasper toying with the bat right before he steps up to the plate, yes! Alice’s dainty little kick as she pitches the ball, and the sort of gross comment from Rosalie about her monkey man… that fits so well into what we know of her tendency to over-share about their (hers and Emmet’s) sex life. And I can’t begin to tell you how thrilled I was to see Bella’s hair in the wind, that being the thing that sets James off. But all of that afterglow came to a screeching halt as I saw our beloved Cullen’s hunch over like bad caricatures of The Lion King. C’mon Catherine. High school drama clubs do better than this. (I should know as I suffered through one for four years!)"
Løvenes konge?
"Hang on. Anybody, EVER, catch that line that Bella says after Edward gets in the car? “What now-we-ah-eee-coming after me?” What does she say there, please someone help me."
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lørdag 4. juli 2009
Det beste - og verste - med Twilightfilmen
Jeg har tenkt på, og til og med lovet, at jeg skal skrive en skikkelig anmeldelse av Twilightfilmen,men jeg har vært altfor lat til å gjøre det...Og nei, jeg har ikke gjort det enda. Andre har jo gjort det for meg!
Jaja, jeg SKAL gjøre det. Jeg har masse på hjertet. Jeg har både tenkt på å ta den scene-for-scene, alle de bra tingene, alle de dårlige tingene, beste øyeblikk, beste Robert Pattinsonøyeblikk (det er jo ALT, men kanskje det går an å lage en liste?) og jegvetikkehva. Men nå er det jo ferie. Og det er enda lenge til New Moon, så jeg føler at jeg har så god tid!
I mellomtiden -
enellerannen Megan hos Examiner.com har kommet opp med sin liste over de ti beste - og verste - tingene i Twilightfilmen. Her er nr. 10 og 9:
Number #10 Suckiest – Eric Yorkie stealing half the screen time.
“Bella, look, it’s a worm! Har har har.”
“La Push, baby. La Push. It’s La Push.”
“I am this totally rocking DJ. That’s not cheesy or forced at all. And I work for the school newspaper. And I bite Angela’s head off when she talks to me, yet she still has a crush on me, and when she asks me out, I say yes because that makes sense. Nothing says empowered woman like asking out the guy who treats you like garbage.”
Shut up, Eric.
"What? What, what, what? Someone explain to me, first of all, why Eric has a larger role than Mike Newton. Eric was in the background for most of the novels, heck, he’s hardly mentioned after “Twilight”. Mike Newton is present far more than he is, and his dialogue is a little more dignified. Even if he pukes in a popcorn bucket in the back of Jacob’s car. (Can’t forget that scene.) Eric, instead of having a cute crush on Bella he’s, frankly, up her arse half the movie. He’s eating up screen time. Valuable screen time that could have been used to develop Bella and Edward’s relationship (instead of that sudden-crash-into-the-steering-wheel-without-an-airbag ridiculousness. At least in the novel, it made some sense… there was some buildup. But I’m getting ahead of myself.) At least Bella tells Eric to shut up at one point. Check the cafeteria scene. It’s subtle, but it’s there. We wish we could all do the same, honey."
Number #10 Greatest – Alice Cullen played to perfection by Ashley Greene.
Elsker virkelig alle Alice?
"Ah, the wonderful Ashley Greene. While her wardrobe wasn’t quite right, and she was a bit taller than expected… just look at her face. Her mannerisms. Her way of speaking. She hit every mark with that sweet, cute, all-knowing Alice that we love. Her friendship with Bella seemed natural (sort-of) and… oh heck, you know she nailed it. The twirl as she walked through the cafeteria with Jasper, her carefree “I know it’s all going to work out” attitude, her nearly skipping with joy as she meets Bella for the first time. Thank you, Ashley Greene, for saving us from the despair of a ruined Alice. Bravo. Let’s hope you can only improve on what you didn’t ruin for the next few films, because we love you."
Number #9 Suckiest – Changing it from Bella’s point of view.
"The thing that kept “Twilight” the book grounded was that seeing the story through Bella’s eyes made it believable. It was smart to tell it in first person, because then we feel like it’s happening to us. It allows for the wall to break down, and earns Stephenie Meyer a lot of tolerance for mistakes because we are so swept up.
Which is something Catherine and Co. completely ruined for the movie."
Catherine, han er litt for ung.
"First of all, what the f%$# was with the new, poorly written scenes that aren’t from Bella’s point of view? “Twilight” the book followed Bella for a reason; we’re along with Bella for the ride. We experience what she experiences; we can only know what she knows. When the nomadic vampires show up in the book, we know nothing about them… and it’s that fact that adds to the fearful mystery of what they are capable of, what they plan to do. We haven’t gotten the chance to size them up yet… we’re immediately running away and reacting off of Edward’s horrified face. To add Charlie’s friend Wayland only because you want to have a scene in which he’s murdered by the bad vampires… only to make that scene so cheesy and ridiculous that it’s insulting, ugh!"
James. Tilfeldigvis uten skjorte.
"No, you don’t get a pat on the back for making it relevant by adding another useless scene of Bella and Edward stopping by the police station. What are you doing? That was so completely unnecessary, and you are wasting valuable time. You know, add that reaction to every scene that isn’t involving Bella. We do not care about the random security guard getting killed at some plant by the vampires. Not to mention, I don’t remember them being stupid enough to murder someone in such an obvious way, in a place where there are security cameras, which we can assume they have, since they have f%$#ing security guards in the first place! Argh! (Whew, I’m getting agitated all over again.)"
Den unødvendige politistasjonen.
"Why in the world did they have Victoria at the prom? The first time I saw the movie, I was distracted because they began playing Radiohead's "15 Step" over the credits and I was thrilled… however upon viewing it again I actually rocked in annoyance like a straight-jacketed crazy person. Alice and Edward would have known instantly if she were there. The smell, Alice’s vision, Edward mind-reading the crowd… hello? It’s too conflicting with what we know of the characters. Why would she be there anyway? Apparently she’s up for killing people out in the open, so why wouldn’t she have just lurked in the girl’s bathroom waiting for Bella to drink too much punch? Come on! You are insulting us here. Did you even read the damn book, Melissa? Catherine?"
Ooops! Hva gjør dette bildet her?
"Let’s add to this list, Charlie and the cops finding the bare human footprint as they search for… wait, what are they searching for exactly? The cops are under the impression that animals are attacking; they bring the dogs to follow the scent… so when they find a bare human footprint they should disregard it. But Charlie being so interested in it opens up a whole new level to an investigation that never even took place to begin with. Wouldn’t they think there’s a serial killer on the loose? Impose a curfew?
Also, having Bella sitting in the hotel with Jasper and Alice, worrying about Edward and how the chase was going… that was tense. Seeing them running through the woods was kind of cool, but again, unnecessary. Plus, now we know how they’re doing and we’re not worried like Bella is. We lose that connection with her as a character because we are now superior; we have more knowledge that she does."
Bella på hotell.
Number #9 Greatest – Keeping the heart and soul of Charlie and Renee
"I was happy to see the interactions between Bella with her mother, Renee and Bella with her father, Charlie. They were all very accurate to the characters, and well played by Billy Burke and Sarah Clarke. Granted, their scenes weren’t how they were in the book, but the heart of the characters was still very much there. I loved the scene where Charlie is cleaning his gun, Bella comes by to tell him that Edward wants to meet him, so Charlie takes the gun and cocks it with one hand. Haha, priceless! Also, the shot of Edward sitting across from Charlie as they wait for Bella to emerge on prom night, perfect. No dialogue needed, just icy stares and glares. Fantastic."
Jeg ser bare hot Robward i dress. Og da mener jeg bare.
"Renee saying that she lost her phone charger, Renee asking rapidly if Bella is using protection, I loved it! It was great to see her in the video at the ballet studio; it was good to see her every time she called in to check on Bella. Granted, I wished they’d done more emailing back and forth because when Bella is devastated in New Moon they’re going to miss that… but I can let that one go. Movies are visual and they need that. I am so appreciative that they did not turn Bella’s parents into the enemy. Into a “Parents Just Don’t Understand” stereotype garbage that is so often seen in teen movies. The scene where Bella hurts Charlie as she’s leaving, I really felt that. That poor man is still in love with Renee and now he’s watching his daughter leave him for the exact same reason Renee did… and it shows. Good job, team."
Robward som "sover" og noe med Renee og Bella.
Alle bildene er fra everglowmedia.net. Eller verdensveven.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Jaja, jeg SKAL gjøre det. Jeg har masse på hjertet. Jeg har både tenkt på å ta den scene-for-scene, alle de bra tingene, alle de dårlige tingene, beste øyeblikk, beste Robert Pattinsonøyeblikk (det er jo ALT, men kanskje det går an å lage en liste?) og jegvetikkehva. Men nå er det jo ferie. Og det er enda lenge til New Moon, så jeg føler at jeg har så god tid!
I mellomtiden -
enellerannen Megan hos Examiner.com har kommet opp med sin liste over de ti beste - og verste - tingene i Twilightfilmen. Her er nr. 10 og 9:
Number #10 Suckiest – Eric Yorkie stealing half the screen time.
“Bella, look, it’s a worm! Har har har.”
“La Push, baby. La Push. It’s La Push.”
“I am this totally rocking DJ. That’s not cheesy or forced at all. And I work for the school newspaper. And I bite Angela’s head off when she talks to me, yet she still has a crush on me, and when she asks me out, I say yes because that makes sense. Nothing says empowered woman like asking out the guy who treats you like garbage.”
Shut up, Eric.
"What? What, what, what? Someone explain to me, first of all, why Eric has a larger role than Mike Newton. Eric was in the background for most of the novels, heck, he’s hardly mentioned after “Twilight”. Mike Newton is present far more than he is, and his dialogue is a little more dignified. Even if he pukes in a popcorn bucket in the back of Jacob’s car. (Can’t forget that scene.) Eric, instead of having a cute crush on Bella he’s, frankly, up her arse half the movie. He’s eating up screen time. Valuable screen time that could have been used to develop Bella and Edward’s relationship (instead of that sudden-crash-into-the-steering-wheel-without-an-airbag ridiculousness. At least in the novel, it made some sense… there was some buildup. But I’m getting ahead of myself.) At least Bella tells Eric to shut up at one point. Check the cafeteria scene. It’s subtle, but it’s there. We wish we could all do the same, honey."
Number #10 Greatest – Alice Cullen played to perfection by Ashley Greene.
Elsker virkelig alle Alice?
"Ah, the wonderful Ashley Greene. While her wardrobe wasn’t quite right, and she was a bit taller than expected… just look at her face. Her mannerisms. Her way of speaking. She hit every mark with that sweet, cute, all-knowing Alice that we love. Her friendship with Bella seemed natural (sort-of) and… oh heck, you know she nailed it. The twirl as she walked through the cafeteria with Jasper, her carefree “I know it’s all going to work out” attitude, her nearly skipping with joy as she meets Bella for the first time. Thank you, Ashley Greene, for saving us from the despair of a ruined Alice. Bravo. Let’s hope you can only improve on what you didn’t ruin for the next few films, because we love you."
Number #9 Suckiest – Changing it from Bella’s point of view.
"The thing that kept “Twilight” the book grounded was that seeing the story through Bella’s eyes made it believable. It was smart to tell it in first person, because then we feel like it’s happening to us. It allows for the wall to break down, and earns Stephenie Meyer a lot of tolerance for mistakes because we are so swept up.
Which is something Catherine and Co. completely ruined for the movie."
Catherine, han er litt for ung.
"First of all, what the f%$# was with the new, poorly written scenes that aren’t from Bella’s point of view? “Twilight” the book followed Bella for a reason; we’re along with Bella for the ride. We experience what she experiences; we can only know what she knows. When the nomadic vampires show up in the book, we know nothing about them… and it’s that fact that adds to the fearful mystery of what they are capable of, what they plan to do. We haven’t gotten the chance to size them up yet… we’re immediately running away and reacting off of Edward’s horrified face. To add Charlie’s friend Wayland only because you want to have a scene in which he’s murdered by the bad vampires… only to make that scene so cheesy and ridiculous that it’s insulting, ugh!"
James. Tilfeldigvis uten skjorte.
"No, you don’t get a pat on the back for making it relevant by adding another useless scene of Bella and Edward stopping by the police station. What are you doing? That was so completely unnecessary, and you are wasting valuable time. You know, add that reaction to every scene that isn’t involving Bella. We do not care about the random security guard getting killed at some plant by the vampires. Not to mention, I don’t remember them being stupid enough to murder someone in such an obvious way, in a place where there are security cameras, which we can assume they have, since they have f%$#ing security guards in the first place! Argh! (Whew, I’m getting agitated all over again.)"
Den unødvendige politistasjonen.
"Why in the world did they have Victoria at the prom? The first time I saw the movie, I was distracted because they began playing Radiohead's "15 Step" over the credits and I was thrilled… however upon viewing it again I actually rocked in annoyance like a straight-jacketed crazy person. Alice and Edward would have known instantly if she were there. The smell, Alice’s vision, Edward mind-reading the crowd… hello? It’s too conflicting with what we know of the characters. Why would she be there anyway? Apparently she’s up for killing people out in the open, so why wouldn’t she have just lurked in the girl’s bathroom waiting for Bella to drink too much punch? Come on! You are insulting us here. Did you even read the damn book, Melissa? Catherine?"
Ooops! Hva gjør dette bildet her?
"Let’s add to this list, Charlie and the cops finding the bare human footprint as they search for… wait, what are they searching for exactly? The cops are under the impression that animals are attacking; they bring the dogs to follow the scent… so when they find a bare human footprint they should disregard it. But Charlie being so interested in it opens up a whole new level to an investigation that never even took place to begin with. Wouldn’t they think there’s a serial killer on the loose? Impose a curfew?
Also, having Bella sitting in the hotel with Jasper and Alice, worrying about Edward and how the chase was going… that was tense. Seeing them running through the woods was kind of cool, but again, unnecessary. Plus, now we know how they’re doing and we’re not worried like Bella is. We lose that connection with her as a character because we are now superior; we have more knowledge that she does."
Bella på hotell.
Number #9 Greatest – Keeping the heart and soul of Charlie and Renee
"I was happy to see the interactions between Bella with her mother, Renee and Bella with her father, Charlie. They were all very accurate to the characters, and well played by Billy Burke and Sarah Clarke. Granted, their scenes weren’t how they were in the book, but the heart of the characters was still very much there. I loved the scene where Charlie is cleaning his gun, Bella comes by to tell him that Edward wants to meet him, so Charlie takes the gun and cocks it with one hand. Haha, priceless! Also, the shot of Edward sitting across from Charlie as they wait for Bella to emerge on prom night, perfect. No dialogue needed, just icy stares and glares. Fantastic."
Jeg ser bare hot Robward i dress. Og da mener jeg bare.
"Renee saying that she lost her phone charger, Renee asking rapidly if Bella is using protection, I loved it! It was great to see her in the video at the ballet studio; it was good to see her every time she called in to check on Bella. Granted, I wished they’d done more emailing back and forth because when Bella is devastated in New Moon they’re going to miss that… but I can let that one go. Movies are visual and they need that. I am so appreciative that they did not turn Bella’s parents into the enemy. Into a “Parents Just Don’t Understand” stereotype garbage that is so often seen in teen movies. The scene where Bella hurts Charlie as she’s leaving, I really felt that. That poor man is still in love with Renee and now he’s watching his daughter leave him for the exact same reason Renee did… and it shows. Good job, team."
Robward som "sover" og noe med Renee og Bella.
Alle bildene er fra everglowmedia.net. Eller verdensveven.
TO BE CONTINUED...
mandag 1. juni 2009
Alt du trenger å se fra MTV Movie Awards: Twilight vinner 5 priser, Robert Pattinson er HOT bortenfor enhver beskrivelse og Taylor Lautner...
...vel, etter å ha sett New Moon traileren, la meg bare si: jeg er glad jeg gjorde narr av Team Jacob i går. Tayob eier New Moon!
Twilight hadde 7 nominasjoner i 6 kategorier på MTV Movie Awards, og den eneste kategorien Twilight tapte var beste sang, mens Taylor tapte for Rob i Breakthrough Male Performance. Men - Taylor 'vant' New Moon traileren, så balansen er gjenopprettet (i hvert fall i dette blogginnlegget, Team Jacob, ikke få griller i hodet nå).
Her er alle de deilige klippene fra i natt (nb! videoene blir fjernet fra youtube etter noen timer, og jeg har allerede byttet de ut en gang. Hvis videoen ikke er der når du skal se, gi meg beskjed i kommentarfeltet og jeg finner en ny, eller forsøk å søke den opp på youtube):
Robert Pattinson gjorde egentlig ingenting.
Fra MrPattinsoncom.
Shy-Rob har visst noe i buksene? Hva?
Fra MrPattinsoncom.
KStew, hvorfor er du såtøff og kul fomlete?
Fra innocent4eva.
KStew, hvorfor er du såtøff og kul sta?
Fra LulutheBlueLover.
Jeg har ikke ord. Det. Var. Fantastisk. Og Rob ser både flau og knust ut...Og hvem ville ikke grepet DEN sjansen?
Alle klipp fra regan117 via New Moon Movie.
Til slutt litt bonus: her presenterer Rob, Kristen og Taylor New Moon traileren...
Fra waitingforawave.
Jeg har to ord: Taylor. Lautner.
Og hvis du ser nøye etter har de 'tilfeldigvis' klippet inn litt skjorteløs Jacob i skogen midt i.
Men husk: RPattz vinner. Alltid. I alle ting.
Twilight hadde 7 nominasjoner i 6 kategorier på MTV Movie Awards, og den eneste kategorien Twilight tapte var beste sang, mens Taylor tapte for Rob i Breakthrough Male Performance. Men - Taylor 'vant' New Moon traileren, så balansen er gjenopprettet (i hvert fall i dette blogginnlegget, Team Jacob, ikke få griller i hodet nå).
Her er alle de deilige klippene fra i natt (nb! videoene blir fjernet fra youtube etter noen timer, og jeg har allerede byttet de ut en gang. Hvis videoen ikke er der når du skal se, gi meg beskjed i kommentarfeltet og jeg finner en ny, eller forsøk å søke den opp på youtube):
Robert Pattinson gjorde egentlig ingenting.
Fra MrPattinsoncom.
Shy-Rob har visst noe i buksene? Hva?
Fra MrPattinsoncom.
KStew, hvorfor er du så
Fra innocent4eva.
KStew, hvorfor er du så
Fra LulutheBlueLover.
Jeg har ikke ord. Det. Var. Fantastisk. Og Rob ser både flau og knust ut...Og hvem ville ikke grepet DEN sjansen?
Alle klipp fra regan117 via New Moon Movie.
Til slutt litt bonus: her presenterer Rob, Kristen og Taylor New Moon traileren...
Fra waitingforawave.
Jeg har to ord: Taylor. Lautner.
Og hvis du ser nøye etter har de 'tilfeldigvis' klippet inn litt skjorteløs Jacob i skogen midt i.
Men husk: RPattz vinner. Alltid. I alle ting.
lørdag 30. mai 2009
Catherine Hardwicke er Catherine Hardwicke, og Catherine Hardwicke snakker Twilight og MTV Movie Awards, og muligens bittelitt Rob
MTV News har intervjuet Catherine Hardwicke, og her er intervjuet i tekst og bilder.
'Twilight' Director Thinks Robert Pattinson Deserves Breakthrough Male Award
"'I can't wait to see what he does next,' Catherine Hardwicke says of the Movie Award-nominated actor's future roles.
VENICE, California — Catherine Hardwicke celebrated the seven nominations of "Twilight" at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards by inviting us into the home where she auditioned her no-names-turned-superstars, and showing us the bedroom where Robert and Kristen shared the smooch that would eventually become a Best Kiss front-runner.
Next up, Catherine led us into the living room where she keeps a magazine rack. And, after spinning around the rack to reveal dozens of covers featuring her lead actor, she was eager to discuss Robert Pattinson's nomination for Breakthrough Male Performance.
Breakthrough Male Performance
"I remember when we first cast him. We put it on the Internet, and people were sending e-mails [saying], 'He's revolting! He's disgusting! He can't be Edward!' And of course, the fans, after we started putting out some photographs of him looking like Edward, they turned around," Hardwicke grinned. "Now he's pretty much on the cover of every magazine! It's pretty crazy."
Walk into any supermarket and you're bound to find a few RPattzes staring at you while you're in the checkout line. But while every year brings with it a few new Hollywood beefcakes, Hardwicke said she's most proud of Rob because his breakthrough might be building a career to be proud of for decades.
"I think he could do some really interesting roles, like Johnny Depp has chosen — such unique roles," she explained of the actor, who first auditioned (the biology scene) in her dining room, then went into the bedroom to try out that famous kiss. "He can transform himself into other characters, and I love that Rob will do things that we don't expect. He's going to do really unusual, unique things — and I'm looking forward to it."
Best Kiss
What's even more remarkable is that, a mere 18 months ago, Twilighters were upset by Pattinson's casting. "People had posted their own opinions of who should be Robert online — pictures of male models that they'd put on the Internet and say, 'This has to be Edward!' and those guys probably couldn't act," Hardwicke remembered. "In fact, we looked at a lot of those guys — and they couldn't act."
Now Rob's amazing breakthrough has seen him go from "the guy in those 'Harry Potter' movies" to one of the most desired leading men in Hollywood. And along with the pleasures of his breakthrough has come a bit of pain — as best evidenced by Hardwicke's magazine collection that also includes such tabloid headlines as "Twilight in Trouble" and "Twilight Fight.""
Best Fight
Her må jeg bare snike meg inn med RPattzversjonen av slåsscenen fra et tidligere MTV-interju (som er absolutt verdt å sjekke ut!):
MTV: By now, we've all seen these clips of you fighting Cam Gigandet, who is such a bad-ass in "Never Back Down." Did he try all those mixed martial-arts moves against you?
Pattinson: I kicked his ass, because I don't hold back. I fight like a little bitch. I'd bite and pull his pants down and stuff.
Ok. Tilbake til saken:
""Now everybody [knows about him], everybody is paying attention to every little thing Rob does," Hardwicke said of the new pressure on him as he's been working on the "New Moon" set. "At the time when we filmed the first movie we had a few fans [surrounding the set], like, 10 people would find us. Now it's like everywhere Rob goes it's a circus.
"People are dissecting everything," she sighed. "If he's looking [grumpy for a moment] it's like, 'Oh, Rob's upset!' It's a crazy time."
Although Hardwicke refuses to pick a favorite between RPattz and fellow Breakthrough Performance nominee Taylor Lautner, she told us that she'll be screaming louder than anyone if Rob walks onstage Sunday night to receive his trophy.
Best Movie
"Robert has that soul, that passion, that depth. He's a very interesting person in his heart and soul. The movies he watches are weird independent films and foreign films; the books he reads are these great, obscure things. He's a musician, an artist, and he's very special and unique," she explained, making his case as a true Hollywood breakthrough. "I can't wait to see what he does next.""
Ikke jeg heller! Twilight er forresten nominert i 7 kategorier på søndag.
'Twilight' Director Thinks Robert Pattinson Deserves Breakthrough Male Award
"'I can't wait to see what he does next,' Catherine Hardwicke says of the Movie Award-nominated actor's future roles.
VENICE, California — Catherine Hardwicke celebrated the seven nominations of "Twilight" at Sunday's MTV Movie Awards by inviting us into the home where she auditioned her no-names-turned-superstars, and showing us the bedroom where Robert and Kristen shared the smooch that would eventually become a Best Kiss front-runner.
Next up, Catherine led us into the living room where she keeps a magazine rack. And, after spinning around the rack to reveal dozens of covers featuring her lead actor, she was eager to discuss Robert Pattinson's nomination for Breakthrough Male Performance.
Breakthrough Male Performance
"I remember when we first cast him. We put it on the Internet, and people were sending e-mails [saying], 'He's revolting! He's disgusting! He can't be Edward!' And of course, the fans, after we started putting out some photographs of him looking like Edward, they turned around," Hardwicke grinned. "Now he's pretty much on the cover of every magazine! It's pretty crazy."
Walk into any supermarket and you're bound to find a few RPattzes staring at you while you're in the checkout line. But while every year brings with it a few new Hollywood beefcakes, Hardwicke said she's most proud of Rob because his breakthrough might be building a career to be proud of for decades.
"I think he could do some really interesting roles, like Johnny Depp has chosen — such unique roles," she explained of the actor, who first auditioned (the biology scene) in her dining room, then went into the bedroom to try out that famous kiss. "He can transform himself into other characters, and I love that Rob will do things that we don't expect. He's going to do really unusual, unique things — and I'm looking forward to it."
Best Kiss
What's even more remarkable is that, a mere 18 months ago, Twilighters were upset by Pattinson's casting. "People had posted their own opinions of who should be Robert online — pictures of male models that they'd put on the Internet and say, 'This has to be Edward!' and those guys probably couldn't act," Hardwicke remembered. "In fact, we looked at a lot of those guys — and they couldn't act."
Now Rob's amazing breakthrough has seen him go from "the guy in those 'Harry Potter' movies" to one of the most desired leading men in Hollywood. And along with the pleasures of his breakthrough has come a bit of pain — as best evidenced by Hardwicke's magazine collection that also includes such tabloid headlines as "Twilight in Trouble" and "Twilight Fight.""
Best Fight
Her må jeg bare snike meg inn med RPattzversjonen av slåsscenen fra et tidligere MTV-interju (som er absolutt verdt å sjekke ut!):
MTV: By now, we've all seen these clips of you fighting Cam Gigandet, who is such a bad-ass in "Never Back Down." Did he try all those mixed martial-arts moves against you?
Pattinson: I kicked his ass, because I don't hold back. I fight like a little bitch. I'd bite and pull his pants down and stuff.
Ok. Tilbake til saken:
""Now everybody [knows about him], everybody is paying attention to every little thing Rob does," Hardwicke said of the new pressure on him as he's been working on the "New Moon" set. "At the time when we filmed the first movie we had a few fans [surrounding the set], like, 10 people would find us. Now it's like everywhere Rob goes it's a circus.
"People are dissecting everything," she sighed. "If he's looking [grumpy for a moment] it's like, 'Oh, Rob's upset!' It's a crazy time."
Although Hardwicke refuses to pick a favorite between RPattz and fellow Breakthrough Performance nominee Taylor Lautner, she told us that she'll be screaming louder than anyone if Rob walks onstage Sunday night to receive his trophy.
Best Movie
"Robert has that soul, that passion, that depth. He's a very interesting person in his heart and soul. The movies he watches are weird independent films and foreign films; the books he reads are these great, obscure things. He's a musician, an artist, and he's very special and unique," she explained, making his case as a true Hollywood breakthrough. "I can't wait to see what he does next.""
Ikke jeg heller! Twilight er forresten nominert i 7 kategorier på søndag.
torsdag 21. mai 2009
Cam Gigandet vs. Twilight fans
En venn av meg sendte meg akkurat en lenke til noe av det morsomste jeg har sett på lenge: Cam Gigandet må hamle opp med en gjeng Twilightfans, og det ender...vel...blodig.
Du kan stemme på MTV Movie Awards ved å trykke på lenken i høyremenyen på bloggen min, den med kysset. Etter at du har stemt på kysset, kan du stemme i de andre kategoriene også.
Enda en bloggpost uten Rob? Har min onde tvilling tatt kommandoen igjen? Vi. Får. Se.
Du kan stemme på MTV Movie Awards ved å trykke på lenken i høyremenyen på bloggen min, den med kysset. Etter at du har stemt på kysset, kan du stemme i de andre kategoriene også.
Enda en bloggpost uten Rob? Har min onde tvilling tatt kommandoen igjen? Vi. Får. Se.
torsdag 14. mai 2009
Det har vært altfor lenge siden siste Twilightparodi, ikke sant? Vent. Ikke. Lenger.
Tam-tara-taaa: dukketeaterversjonen!
Forhåndsomtale: "Twilight the Puppet Saga. The most highly anticipated vampire puppet film EVER! You have read the books; you've seen the movie, now you can watch TWILIGHT THE PUPPET SAGA!"
Fra spookydan via joebendesigns.
Min favoritt er slåsskampen mellom Edward og James. Jeg må virkelig si at Edward kicks ass...
Forhåndsomtale: "Twilight the Puppet Saga. The most highly anticipated vampire puppet film EVER! You have read the books; you've seen the movie, now you can watch TWILIGHT THE PUPPET SAGA!"
Fra spookydan via joebendesigns.
Min favoritt er slåsskampen mellom Edward og James. Jeg må virkelig si at Edward kicks ass...
onsdag 15. april 2009
Stem på Twilight i MTV Movie Awards
Twilight er nominert i en haug kategorier i MTV Movie Awards.
Kategoriene er (med hva jeg stemte - hallo - hvem ønsker ikke å se Twilightfolka gå opp på scenen for å motta priser og holde takketaler om igjen og om igjen?):
Kategoriene er (med hva jeg stemte - hallo - hvem ønsker ikke å se Twilightfolka gå opp på scenen for å motta priser og holde takketaler om igjen og om igjen?):
- Beste film: Twilight
- Beste kvinnelige skuespiller: Kristen Stewart
- Beste mannlige skuespiller: Robert Pattinson
- Breakthrough performance - kvinne: Kristen Stewart
- Breakthrough performance - mann: Robert Pattinson
- Beste komiske opptreden: her blingsa jeg på kategoriene og nominerte Cam Gigandet/James (ja, hvis den du ikke liker best er med kan du klikke på en link og foreslå, det skulle vært Billy Burke/Charlie)
- Beste skurk: Cam Gigandet/James
- Beste kyss: hallo - Kristen Stewart og Robert Pattinson i Twilight
- Beste slåsskamp: Robert Pattinson og Cam Gigandet
- Beste WTF moment: jeg foreslo "Edward sparkles"
Du må opprette en bruker hos MTV for å kunne stemme, men det gikk kjemperaskt. Vær en Twilighter - la oss banke dem alle!
Bilde fra verdensveven.
mandag 30. mars 2009
La oss ønske en ny Twilightelsker velkommen
Kjære Twilightelskere,
la oss i dag ta imot et nytt medlem. Jeg åpnet e-postkassen min i morges, og der lå det en uskyldig liten e-post fra min kjære – sendt kl. 02.04 i natt.
Det kan være at det bare var et tidsspørsmål før det måtte skje, så mye besettelse under samme tak – over tid – måtte føre til noe. Det kan også være alle de gangene du ikke ville at jeg skulle lese Twilightboka høyt for deg, men jeg gjorde det likevel, mens du sov, og nå har underbevisstheten din fortalt deg det du ikke forsto: Du elsker Twilight, skatten.
I eposten jeg fikk lå det to bilder. Ett av James, og ett av – av alle mulige mennesker – Kjetil Rekdal. Lookalikes. Og bare så du vet det skatten, sannsynligheten for at du tilfeldigvis surfet på sportssidene til Dagbladet kl. to i natt, og tilfeldigvis kom over et bilde av Rekdal, og tilfeldigvis husket at det var kliss likt James (og når begynte du å se på bilder av James, anyway?) er ørliten. (Hans kommentar: Ha i mente at sportsnyhetene på Dagbladet alltid kommer øverst på hovedsiden så det er umulig å unngå å se dem. Dessuten visste jeg ikke at han het Kjetil. Det sto bare Rekdal på vevsidene. Så det er du som er sportsnerd her.)
Men jeg er lykkelig. Nå er vi virkelig ett, du og jeg. Welcome to the dark side. Let the obsession begin. Og Twilight vil være vårt kjærlighetsbarn, og Lomme-Edward vil våke over oss fra sitt hjørne på soverommet. For alltid. *sukk, stjerner i øynene*
Og her er dobbeltgjengerne jeg fikk:
Jeg er så stolt av deg. Du har allerede fått et fint forhold til Lomme-Edward (med unntak av bitchfighten som oppsto da du var borte et par netter og fant Lomme-Edward til sengs med meg da du kom hjem, og du satte han på plass - bokstavelig talt - i hylla der han hører hjemme, og jeg var Sveits, men inni meg syntes jeg du var utrolig barsk fordi du sto opp mot Edward). Neste steg er å henge opp tilfeldige RPattz-bilder rundt omkring i leiligheten. Hvem vet hva som vil skje da? To be continued...
la oss i dag ta imot et nytt medlem. Jeg åpnet e-postkassen min i morges, og der lå det en uskyldig liten e-post fra min kjære – sendt kl. 02.04 i natt.
Det kan være at det bare var et tidsspørsmål før det måtte skje, så mye besettelse under samme tak – over tid – måtte føre til noe. Det kan også være alle de gangene du ikke ville at jeg skulle lese Twilightboka høyt for deg, men jeg gjorde det likevel, mens du sov, og nå har underbevisstheten din fortalt deg det du ikke forsto: Du elsker Twilight, skatten.
I eposten jeg fikk lå det to bilder. Ett av James, og ett av – av alle mulige mennesker – Kjetil Rekdal. Lookalikes. Og bare så du vet det skatten, sannsynligheten for at du tilfeldigvis surfet på sportssidene til Dagbladet kl. to i natt, og tilfeldigvis kom over et bilde av Rekdal, og tilfeldigvis husket at det var kliss likt James (og når begynte du å se på bilder av James, anyway?) er ørliten. (Hans kommentar: Ha i mente at sportsnyhetene på Dagbladet alltid kommer øverst på hovedsiden så det er umulig å unngå å se dem. Dessuten visste jeg ikke at han het Kjetil. Det sto bare Rekdal på vevsidene. Så det er du som er sportsnerd her.)
Men jeg er lykkelig. Nå er vi virkelig ett, du og jeg. Welcome to the dark side. Let the obsession begin. Og Twilight vil være vårt kjærlighetsbarn, og Lomme-Edward vil våke over oss fra sitt hjørne på soverommet. For alltid. *sukk, stjerner i øynene*
Og her er dobbeltgjengerne jeg fikk:
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Jeg er så stolt av deg. Du har allerede fått et fint forhold til Lomme-Edward (med unntak av bitchfighten som oppsto da du var borte et par netter og fant Lomme-Edward til sengs med meg da du kom hjem, og du satte han på plass - bokstavelig talt - i hylla der han hører hjemme, og jeg var Sveits, men inni meg syntes jeg du var utrolig barsk fordi du sto opp mot Edward). Neste steg er å henge opp tilfeldige RPattz-bilder rundt omkring i leiligheten. Hvem vet hva som vil skje da? To be continued...
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