lørdag 23. mai 2009

Robert Motherfuckin Pattinson

8 episoder Buffy og 2 liter sjokoladeiskrem senere er jeg fortsatt nummen. Kvalm, men nummen. Hvorfor, Rob?

For å være sikker på at jeg har en normal, sunn reaksjon nå, sjekket jeg på nett hva jeg kunne forvente av følelser. Dette er stadiene:
  1. Fornektelse
  2. Depresjon
  3. Sinne
  4. Aksept
Jeg velger å befinne meg i fornektelsen. Skulle ønske ting var som før. Sånn som dette:


Fra KristaynuhTriesAgain.

Vil du ha flere fakta om RPattz? Her er den originale faktalisten fra rpattz_trufax. Mine favoritter (den lista er laaang):

"Robert Pattinson got to third base with the Virgin Mary but God got in the way. Robert Pattinson now sides with the Devil.

Robert Pattinson caused global warming.

If you have five dollars and Robert Pattinson has five dollars, Robert Pattinson has more money than you.

When Robert Pattinson falls in water, Robert Pattinson doesn't get wet. Water gets Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson defies gravity. Frequently.

Jacques Derrida said, "There is nothing outside the text...except Robert Pattinson.""


Fra RPattz Secrets.

"Robert Pattinson can climb every mountain.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Robert Pattinson ~dazzles~ you, your relatives will feel it.

Robert Pattinson knows what love's got to do with it.

Robert Pattinson does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson isn't just Pretty in Pink, he is Mindblowing in Pink.

Robert Pattinson talks about Fight Club.

Robert Pattinson can walk on water.

Robert Pattinson doesn't need instructions to program his VCR.

Robert Pattinson can dazzle faster than the speed of light.

Robert Pattinson is the only person who knows the recipe for Coke.

Robert Pattinson is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Robert Pattinson.

"People should not be afraid of their governments, their governments should be afraid of Robert Pattinson.""


Fra RPattz Secrets.

"Osama bin Laden is hiding from Robert Pattinson.

On his birthday, Robert Pattinson randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one."


Fra RPattz Secrets.

"Robert Pattinson doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

Robert Pattinson was one of the spice girls, but they kicked him out for overshadowing the others.

Robert Pattinson made Peter Pan grow up.

Robert Pattinson is both the chicken and the egg.

The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Robert Pattinson.

Robert Pattinson drove his Chevy to the levy, and the levy was full.

Robert Pattinson doesn't own a house, he walks into random ones and the owners are happy to leave.

Robert Pattinson does not have AIDS but gives it to people anyway.

Robert Pattinson doesn't have blood. Magma runs through his veins.

Robert Pattinson can dazzle the sun.

Robert Pattinson invented the scroll function.

The world is, indeed, not enough for Robert Pattinson."

Robert Pattinson killed the dinosaurs.

Fra Twilight Secrets.

"Robert Pattinson is the walrus.

Robert Pattinson made Amy Winehouse go to rehab.

Robert Pattinson created TwilightMoms just to figure out how many possible women he can impregnate.

Robert Pattinson is never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.

What do you tell a Bella with two black eyes? Nothing, Robert Pattinson's already told her twice.

The original plan for the first gps system was to track Robert Pattinson's every movement.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rpatts and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Robert Pattinson knows Victoria's Secret."

Hvis ting hadde vært som før, Rob, kunne jeg jo ha postet bilder som dette, selv om det er helg og ingenting skjer i Twilightverdenen akkurat nå:

Fra Twilighters Italia via New Moon Movie.

Sukk.

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