torsdag 5. november 2009

Harper's Bazaarintervjuet. Og RobSten, RobSten, RobSten.

Harper's Bazaar har postet intervjuet med Rob og Kristen, og det er virkelig verdt å lese - mye bedre enn Vanity Fair som, på tross av bildene - som var dødshotte, men på likevel helt på trynet - bare gjentok alt vi allerede visste om Rob. Selv om det bare underbygger det Rob alltid har sagt om at han aldri gjør noe og ikke har noen nye historier.

I Harper's Bazaar snakker Rob og Kristen om seg selv, og hverandre, og det er hysterisk sjarmerende. I alle fall for oss som allerede er i menigheten...selv om jeg aldri verden kunne tenke meg å noen gang bo sammen med Rob. *Men å bo med han er ikke øverst på lista mi* Her er noen utdrag:

""Kristen doesn't take any slack," Rob says. "She sticks to her guns -- and that's difficult to do." He also thinks she's a better actor than he is. "I don't really know how to act. I'm kind of guessing everything. ... Even though I can conceptualize stuff, she can actually do it. I can make something so complex and then be like, That was pout 27." He reckons she's a better judge of character too. "She'll decide on someone a lot quicker. She has a lot more self-esteem than I do, so she's like, 'You're an idiot and I don't want to talk to you,' and I'm like, 'I'm an idiot too!' So I'll talk to an idiot for like three days before deciding.""


Fra Twilight Secrets.

"That handicap aside, Rob is gloriously handsome. The planes of his face work beautifully in 3-D, 2-D, probably 1-D too. But in person, he doesn't have a whole lot of game. He is self-deprecating to a fault. (During the interview, he refers to himself as an idiot a half dozen times.) He also maintains, in all seriousness, that he's never broken up with a girl; they've always broken up with him. "Eventually, the girl is like, 'I know it's got nothing to do with me. You're an?...?idiot.'"

In the corner of Rob's hotel room sits a stack of boxes. "Most of it is my dirty washing from New York," he says shamefacedly. "I didn't do any washing the whole time I was there. I just put it in boxes and shipped them up here." When his clean laundry runs out, he steals socks and underwear from sets. I find a suspicious lump in his jacket pocket, which turns out to be a pair of black socks. "Oh, God!" he says, bursting out in laughter. "See? I'm a klepto.""



De blir også bedt om beskrive hverandre:

"Who spends more time on their hair?

Kristen: "Rob."

Rob: "I have weird personal-space issues, and so I can't stand people -- um, I'll do anything to not have any touch-ups."

Competitive?

Kristen: "Rob. In a very childish way, in every aspect of his life. He'll literally start talking in a different voice if he's won something. He sounds like a five-year-old."

Rob: "I'd say it was even. She said me? Really? When I really win things, it's just like..." [Kristen is correct: He makes a noise like a five-year-old.]"

Who Googles themselves more?

Kristen: "Rob."

Rob: "She would say me, but I reckon it's her. If either one of us catches the other one doing it, we're like, Jesus Christ, is that what you're looking at? And the other one's on their phone pretending to text. I look up my competition more than she does. I'm incredibly shallow. I think she just looks at herself."

Osv. Osv. Uimotståelig morsomt.

Og til alle som IKKE er lei - en aldri så liten RobStenvideo, nærmere bestemt om hvor mye Rob leeeengter etter Kristen...


Fra HoneyBuzy.

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