Manipulert Robporno. Syndig. Deilig.
Via Robsessed.
Robporn defineres som "...pictures or videos featuring Robert Pattinson. Usually melts fangirls into puddles of estrogen in five seconds flat."
Fangirl 1: "Are you gonna be on Twitter tonight? I'll be Tweeting lots of Robporn."
Fangirl 2: "Wouldn't miss it!"
Forøvrig er det bare å klikke seg litt rundt på denne bloggen for litt Robporno i praksis:-)
Robporno til skrivebordet.
Fra Doris via Robsessed.
Siden vi er i gang med Urban Dictionary, tenkte jeg det kunne være gøy å sjekke ut non flere definisjoner:
Robert Pattinson har intet mindre enn 7 definisjoner, blant annet:
"An amazing, talented, gorgeous British actor who is probably best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but is likely to become even more well-known since he is set to play Edward Cullen in the film adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's best-selling novel, Twilight."
"A very overrated actor that looks like a heroin addict and stars in the equally overrated series Twilight. Also appeared as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but no one gave a shit about him until he got fucking pale and starred in Twilight."
"A dazzling (lurer på hvem den andre er?) actor, best known for playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and for his upcoming role as the dazzling Greek god like Edward Cullen in the feature film adaptation of Stephanie Meyer's novel, Twilight."
Fanficporno?
Fra Twilight Secrets.
Så de sure. Det er defintivt noen kjærester der ute som begynner å gå lei av Robert Pattinson. Ikke alle kan være som MIML:
"An actor. Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous."
"British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over."
"The guy that no girl found attractive until he played as Edward in twilight."
"Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy."
Robporno naturell.
Via Thinking of Rob.
Det aner deg kanskje hva definisjonene av Twilight er? Eller majoriteten av de nesten 200 definisjonene av Edward?
Men jeg må si meg enig i at: "Stephanie Meyer has halted the book for an indefinite period of time just so she could fuck with all the twilight fan's heads" om Midnight Sun.
Uansett. Go Robporno!
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