Månedens fan: Sang til Jacob

Det er 1. november og på tide med å kåre månedens fan. Etter å ha vært innom Robert Pattinson og Edward opp til flere ganger, overlater jeg scenen til Team Jacob og Jacob Blacksangen:


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Her er sangteksten:

"Why dont you give me a hand?
I fell in love with an Indian
His name is Jacob Black
His hair is so black
His eyes are so black
But his fur is so brown....oops

Book One: Twilight
Takes place in La Push, near Forks, WA

It all started at a big bon-fire
When he helped Bella realize her crush was a liar
And that he really was a big vampire

The next time we see him, it's at Bella's prom
He dances with her and then sets off a bomb (Just kidding)

Book Two: New Moon
All Jacob, all the time!

Now, Bella and him were pretty good friends
He flirted with her till the very end
But then that stinkin Edward
Took her away forever
But then a stroke of luck for Jacob
Edward decided to do a really bad breakup
And leave Bella crying to ruin her makeup
So she finally decided to go call Jacob

Best friends!
They became best friends!

Now, he started out a teenage boy
Bella's friend, Billy's joy
But then he started to tremble
He started to get in trouble
His fever ran high
We all thought hed die
Bella was concerned
I was concerned
We all were concerned (expect for Billy)
But then Bella learned
What really happened.

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He turned into a werewolf
Who would have guessed?
It never would have happened if the Cullens hadn't started this mess
Now he's doomed forever
Never to change
He'll always be a dog
At least not in a cage
He barely wears any clothes now
Wait, why's that wrong?

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Sam and his gang took Jacob in
They taught him the rules, he joined their kin
They became the protectors
Of all La Pushs specters
Now he heals super fast
He doesn't have need for a cast
During all this, he grew like 10 ft
How did he manage to keep all that body heat?

Now eventually, Edward came back
Poor old Jacob, when will he crack?
(We all know that happens later, kind of)"