Rob vet virkelig å velge roller: en deprimert type og introduksjonen av SLUT (Single Lady's Universal Tote)

Manuset til Robert Pattinsons nye film Remember Me (tidl. Memoirs) er visstnok lekket på verdensveven. Jeg vet ikke om det er juks, og selv om det skulle være korrekt er dette ikke den endelige versjonen.

Scriptshadow - som har en blogg om Hollywoodmanuskript - skriver bl.a. dette (Rob er Tyler. Se for deg Rob i rollen når du leser):

"It's about a guy Tyler (I envisioned him as a sort of Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting type) who pretty much leads a miserable existence. He's depressed about the world. His father doesn't have time for him. He's got a step-father he doesn't get along with. He's got an 11 year old sister with no friends. His older brother died at the World Trade Center. About the only thing he's got going for him is his friend AIDAN, who is so over-the-top, you feel he's written that way just to compensate for the fact that everybody else is so damn depressing. He's still pretty funny though. Here's their first scene together, after Tyler wakes up with some random girl...(TB lurer på når det er audition for den rollen)

AIDAN

I sold your girlfriend a toothbrush.

TYLER

You sold my who? ...What?

AIDAN

That voluptuous, delightfully oblivious little blondie you left in your bed this morning... I sold her a toothbrush. Got three bucks. *Rollen er min!*

TYLER

...Congratulations?

AIDAN

Are in order, yes. Because that sale inspired our newest business venture - "The SLUT"

Tyler stares blankly. *Rob er hot mens han stirrer tomt på Aidan*

AIDAN

The 'Single Lady's Universal Tote'

Tyler stares blankly. *Fortsatt hot*

AIDAN

It's the one-night-stand travel pack for women. We throw in some make-up, toiletries, cell phone charger, cab numbers. Retail it at S19.95, maybe do an informercial.

TYLER

And you think women would buy this? With money?

*stemmen til Rob. Skulle ønske de lot ham snakke britisk. Kanskje jeg skal starte en underskriftskampanje på nett?*

AIDAN

Hey one-night-stands happen... It's a part of life... like stubbing your toe. Sometimes you misjudge a corner and bend back your pinky toe, other times you wake up in a freshman dorm wearing a field hockey tee shirt wondering why your balls smell like cinnamon...

Tyler gives him a peculiar look. *Nærbilde av Robs blikk*

AIDAN

And that's completely hypothetical.

(quickly moving on)

Don't underestimate the novelty gift market. Think about it...instead of giving that token slutty friend a ten-inch black dildo for her birthday, you hook her up with "The SLUT." Everyone has a laugh and the implication that she'll probably use it someday remains. What do you say? Are you in?

TYLER

You need help. *stemmen hans*

Tyler finishes his cigarette. *Rob røyker*

AIDAN

OK... fine... be cynical... just remember at some point in history two people had a conversation just like this about the light bulb. One of them went on to fame and fortune and the other one probably went to work at Denny's or something.

TYLER

(smiles) *Rob smiler*

I'm pretty sure they didn't have Denny's in the 19th century."

Tyler+Rob, hva blir det? TyRob? Jeg forsøkte å se for meg TyRob, og fikk hjelp av Googles bildesøk. Søket Rob + hobo ga meg følgende henslengt-passe uvasket-sjekker opp damer i et smug-følelsen:

Bilde fra Just Jared via ontd via Google.

*Btw, sånn rent hypotetisk sett...kan jeg vurdere et one night stand, Rob. Sånn at dere får testet ut markedet for SLUT, mener jeg.*

Nyheten kom fra Spunk Ransom.